Little things people do that are irritating....

[TooTiredAndFedUp]

Just for fun.

I'll begin...

Taking the toilet roll of the toilet roll holder and not putting it back on...why take it off to begin with.

Putting empty packets back in the cupboard or fridge… drives me bonkers 🤯

DS2, she's looking at you

Walking really slowly in public places like shopping centres, supermarkets! Always a couple!

Leaving a sheet or two on the toilet roll instead of replacing it.

Jingle keys or change in pockets

Whistling

Chew loudly

Not read things properly 😁

hubby puts his dirty crockery on the kitchen worktop... above the dishwasher.. wouldn't take 2 secons to place it IN the dishwasher.

never closes a drawer fully and leaves kitchen cupboard doors open

Chew gum with their mouths open. 🤢

Not putting their shopping trolley back nicely.

When an individual or group of people are leaving a shop and stop directly in the entranceway.

Putting apostrophes all over the place. If you don't get the rules, that's fine, leave them out.

sniffing loudly, all the time, wiping nose, but never blowing it

Loitering in doorways. Or stopping at the top/bottom of an escalator while they figure out which way to walk.

Jaywalking, especially when there are crossings a few metres away on either side.

In petrol stations, taking a week to fill up, then doing their weekly shop in the kiosk shop. Double points if they’re parked so you can’t get past to the free pump in front of them.

People who park next to me really closely in an almost empty carpark and make it difficult for me to get into my car. Did my car look lonely?

• Yes, I will be flamed!
• Dying brown/dark hair 'blonde' in an attempt to hide the grey. It doesn't hide the grey at all!
• 'Blonde hair' with brown/black/grey eye brows and obvious dark regrowth
• People walking along a pavement that stop suddenly for no reason
• People that sit facing me on an otherwise empty train!
• Colleague that has a twitch/tic that is startling and makes me jump every time. I'm aware she likely can't help it, but it drives me insane and I'm constantly on edge ready for the next fright
• People that use a shopping trolley as a mobility aid, hunch over it and shuffle along.
• People in supermarkets on a phone, staring at a wall or otherwise just staring at produce that have no concept that their trolley or body is obstructing others from getting to an item. I'm actually very patient, but FFS, there are others waiting too!
• People that fanny about at the END of checkout and only then think to look for cash/cards/loyalty cards- and then can't find them 😡

Without trying to sound like a killjoy…

The thing that niggles me most about my husband or close friends is their ability to get niggled or cranky about little unimportant things…

Not wiping away crumbs after making toast. Not being able to answer a simple yes/no question eg would you like a coffee?

Driving into a parking bay and then not straightening the wheels.

People changing their mind in a supermarket and instead of taking a minute to walk back and return it from where they got it from they just dump it on any old shelf./aisle.

Anyone who licks their finger or fingers before turning a page.

Large breasted women looking twice their actual size because they are not wearing a decent bra and their boobs are hanging down to their waist and swinging under their arm pits when they walk.

Just get properly fitted for a bra that hoists them up and together and you'll drop three stone or more instantly.

People assuming you stay in the house all day at a weekend. ‘I will pop round for a brew at weekend,,,’

I ask when they are thinking of coming over as DS has swimming lessons, DD has dance rehearsals and I’ve to do a big shop.
They aren’t sure so you explain you have lots on and won’t be in much so it’s best to check we are in first.
They turn up without checking and are pissed with you for approx two weeks as you are out.
I think it’s really entitled behaviour.

The list of things they do that aren't annoying to me would be shorter. 🤪

But I, really, really hate, people, that don't use, punctuation right and use too many emojis. 👍😀🤣😄🙄😀🌻🥞