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Accidentally drank pee

54 replies

Needhelpquick1212 · 07/04/2024 18:53

This is completely disgusting and name changed for this
I was cleaning my DD’s room and found a glass hidden, I have been worried about dd 13 for a whole due to her behaviour and thought has she been secretly drinking
I put it to my Jose couldn’t smell anything
I took a tiny sip like minuscule, kind of put it to my lips and out and couldn’t taste anything. It wasn’t alchohil
well it turns out its piss form when she has a sleepover with a friend and they didn’t want to go to bathroom
im absolutely disgusted and also now worried for my health. Im grounding her as it has been in there for a week
im beyond disgusted now worried about my health

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KoolKookaburra · 07/04/2024 19:41

Calm down

BMW6 · 07/04/2024 19:45

Doctors used to taste patients pee to see if it was sweet (so diabetic), but I expect it was lot fresher than yours.......

So they pissed in a glass rather than go to the loo? Seriously? Weird and disgusting if so.

I certainly wouldn't allow any further sleepovers.

Needhelpquick1212 · 07/04/2024 20:20

BMW6 · 07/04/2024 19:45

Doctors used to taste patients pee to see if it was sweet (so diabetic), but I expect it was lot fresher than yours.......

So they pissed in a glass rather than go to the loo? Seriously? Weird and disgusting if so.

I certainly wouldn't allow any further sleepovers.

Omg really!
yeah tell me about it!

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SabreIsMyFave · 07/04/2024 20:44

Why on EARTH did you put the liquid in the glass to your lips (and sip it?!) Just gobsmacked here. Confused

DinoMummsy · 07/04/2024 21:18

😬🤢🤮 pretty grim. If you find any chocolate don't risk tasting that to check.... 🤪

Needhelpquick1212 · 08/04/2024 00:21

DinoMummsy · 07/04/2024 21:18

😬🤢🤮 pretty grim. If you find any chocolate don't risk tasting that to check.... 🤪

🤦‍♀️ after today I won’t be taking any risks

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Needhelpquick1212 · 08/04/2024 00:23

SabreIsMyFave · 07/04/2024 20:44

Why on EARTH did you put the liquid in the glass to your lips (and sip it?!) Just gobsmacked here. Confused

im asking myself this Mon stop
wverytike I read this post and remember what has happened I heave!!! If anything this post should be a lesson to all innocent mums out there

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LipikarAP · 08/04/2024 03:40

Was one doing a pregnancy test?

Tandora · 08/04/2024 03:50

Needhelpquick1212 · 07/04/2024 19:28

She’s not grounded cos I drank it. I could potentially get over the fact she did it under certain circumstances. She’s grounded cos she bloody left it there for 7 days for the cleaner to see too! It was hidden behind her desk it’s rank and unfortunately not the first hygiene issue we have and I have had to keep
Y asking her to do. She needs to learn and have consequences to prevent it happening again.

I guess I’m just not sure punishment is the correct response to an issue like this? Feels more akin to a problem like mental health ?

WiddlinDiddlin · 08/04/2024 04:36

I'd see a GP about your lack of a sense of smell... week old concentrated piss stinks, it absolutely fucking honks! It doesn't get less smelly it gets worse as the water evaporates and the other stuff doesn't.

iLovee · 08/04/2024 11:20

Sure you did

mrsjoyfulprizeforraffiawork · 08/04/2024 11:28

In the late 1960s/early 1970s, at a time when GPs had no treatment to offer for acne, it was generally thought that drinking your own urine (presumably not another's) would cure your acne. My sister's boyfriend was so desperate that he tried it and it did work. Certainly, most teenagers had some very spotty years then before medical science advanced and saved future generations.

FastFood · 08/04/2024 11:30

Oh OP that's horrible, but you'll be fine.
It was a mistake, don't beat yourself up, your intentions were legit if you were worried about alcohol.

If it's of any consolation, one day many moons ago, I found a weird little ball on my desk at work, which looked like a chocolate or a dry fruit, a bit sticky but didn't smell much.
I assumed that a colleague back from holiday abroad left that for me.
I tried eating it and it was soapy, horrendous. Left it, AND WENT BACK TO TRY AND EAT IT AGAIN (why??!!) still horrendous, so I binned it.
Next day, my colleague asked if I had found the soap nut she'd left for me.

I had never heard of soap nut before, and to this day I still don't understand why I decided to taste something unknown. Twice.

CheeryPye · 08/04/2024 11:33

Well at least you won't get pissed 😁

CheeryPye · 08/04/2024 11:36

Seriously though, someone once gave me a stripey little candy cane in a paper sweetie bag for Christmas. I took a large bite and my mouth foamed and it burnt my throat. But then I suppose bath bombs aren't meant to be eaten....

GasPanic · 08/04/2024 11:36

I mean, pissing into cups and leaving it lying around is not nice.

But drinking any random stuff you might find lying around in a teenagers room sounds like you deserve a Darwin award for stupidity.

If I were your daughter I would be secretly pissing myself laughing.

ChedderGorgeous · 08/04/2024 11:37

This is obviously made up, but based on taste, does your daughter have diabetes ? This could be a sliding doors moment ?

KimberleyClark · 08/04/2024 11:39

AGodawfulsmallaffair · 07/04/2024 19:04

Oh they’re kids and kids do stupid things for a laugh. Not a hill to die on.

But this wasn’t for a laugh. It was pure laziness and skankiness. To just leave it instead of pouring it down the loo is utterly disgusting.

ChurchOfSeitan · 08/04/2024 11:47

Hmm…and what did the pee taste like OP?

ChurchOfSeitan · 08/04/2024 11:47

Needhelpquick1212 · 08/04/2024 11:57

FastFood · 08/04/2024 11:30

Oh OP that's horrible, but you'll be fine.
It was a mistake, don't beat yourself up, your intentions were legit if you were worried about alcohol.

If it's of any consolation, one day many moons ago, I found a weird little ball on my desk at work, which looked like a chocolate or a dry fruit, a bit sticky but didn't smell much.
I assumed that a colleague back from holiday abroad left that for me.
I tried eating it and it was soapy, horrendous. Left it, AND WENT BACK TO TRY AND EAT IT AGAIN (why??!!) still horrendous, so I binned it.
Next day, my colleague asked if I had found the soap nut she'd left for me.

I had never heard of soap nut before, and to this day I still don't understand why I decided to taste something unknown. Twice.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one! Haha
unfortunately it took my brain a few seconds to catch up

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HolyMilkBoobiesBatman · 08/04/2024 11:57

LipikarAP · 08/04/2024 03:40

Was one doing a pregnancy test?

My thoughts too.

Obviously what has happened is gross & your daughter needs consequences for that but it might also be a time to open up communication with her and reiterate your role as Mother to support her with ANYTHING. The glass may well have been used to collect urine for a dipstick pregnancy test, there may be bigger concerns for your DD or her friend than you (unwisely) drinking a drop of unknown substance.

Needhelpquick1212 · 08/04/2024 11:57

CheeryPye · 08/04/2024 11:36

Seriously though, someone once gave me a stripey little candy cane in a paper sweetie bag for Christmas. I took a large bite and my mouth foamed and it burnt my throat. But then I suppose bath bombs aren't meant to be eaten....

Edited

Hahaha this made me laugh

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Needhelpquick1212 · 08/04/2024 11:59

HolyMilkBoobiesBatman · 08/04/2024 11:57

My thoughts too.

Obviously what has happened is gross & your daughter needs consequences for that but it might also be a time to open up communication with her and reiterate your role as Mother to support her with ANYTHING. The glass may well have been used to collect urine for a dipstick pregnancy test, there may be bigger concerns for your DD or her friend than you (unwisely) drinking a drop of unknown substance.

She defiantly isn’t pregnant and I’m pretty sure her friend isn’t either but I will certainly have a chat about this just in case

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Booksoverbros · 08/04/2024 12:01

User1979289 · 07/04/2024 18:59

Well yes, everyone learned something here didn't they. 1. Don't drink random liquids. 2. Don't invite skanks for sleepovers
It won't make you ill, just cause a lifetime of residual mental aguish and intrusive thoughts.

Skanks.... ?

Who the hell describes a young girl like that?

How utterly vile.

There are many, many reasons why a young girl may have issues and/or trauma surrounding going to the bathroom in strange houses.

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