Embarrassing typos / texts sent to wrong recipients

[RainbowZebraWarrior]

There's been threads like this in the past, and I've shared my previous faux pas, but I'm just cringing at a message I've sent to my 79 year old Mum.

She's been sleeping badly and waking up at 4 / 5am. I've just sent a text saying "Night night, hope you sleep well and don't wank too early"

I'm usually pretty good at checking my texts before I send them.

I frequently have to correct Office of the PUBIC Guardian

I text my Dad telling him that Mum was going to "lick his arse."

Obviously I meant 'kick.'

I emailed someone quite high up at my work called Rhiannon. Autocorrect changed it to dear Rhinoceros.

😂😂😂

Oh brilliant!

I have written:

Kind Retards

A friend of mine accidently changed "kind regards" to "kind retards" in their email signature. When I pointed it out to her we both found it pretty funny but she then changed it to just "Retards". Now that she has realised I don't think this is funny or appropriate

I had posted a photo on FB of my new rescue dog along with our other dog. My slightly drunk and incapable of checking her spelling had meant to put "aw you do love your animals". Instead it said 'aw you do love your anal'

🙈🙈

This one makes me massively cringe.
I was writing about a boss I had on another forum. Complaining about him massively, you know how it goes.
For some reason as I was composing a text to said boss a few days on, I must have clicked on something to bring up the link of the thread and website so that was also included in the text. He of course then read it and was predictably livid. Still makes me die thinking about it now.

I’ve sent my proper high up boss a text meant for my DH saying “thank god it’s Friday” - he took it fairly well 😣

I text DH while out shopping to let him know I had bought wine except my text actually said "I have wind" a reply came back "thanks for the over share did you get the wine?"

It got worse, he replied with a dick pic.

what your fil sent you a dick pic omg