This is what I plan to post as my review and leave 2 stars... also not sure whether to share any of the message screenshots or if that's too petty!?
"Cottage lovely. Found owner rude, critical, intrusive and unhelpful.
Couldn't fault the cottage, lovely location, well equipped, very clean and perfect garden for children. This should be a 5 star review. Unfortunately our dealings with the owner ruined it.
When I tried to text her the week before our arrival to arrange key collection, as instructed to by sykes, I received a rather blunt message, in response, to get in touch with her a different day as she was having time off. I rang her later in the week and was told the keys would be in the back door.
Be aware she makes frequent unscheduled visits. There is no front door so she will come right around the back, where the hot tub is, completely unannounced.
The Internet was not working, when I informed her of this on the Sunday afternoon, her response was “well it does”, we felt completely dismissed. After contacting sykes she finally tried to fix the internet on Thursday, we had no WiFi for the entire week, with no offer of apology for the inconvenience. We even felt as if she thought we were making the issue up.
On the Tuesday afternoon, after arriving back from a day out, we found the hot tub open and full of froth, it smelt strongly of chlorine. There was no note or text message explaining what she had done or what to do next with it and no manual with safety instructions on the premises.
On the Thursday morning, I got a nasty text message from her, telling us my children had contaminated the hot tub as they were using it as a “swimming pool” and it would cost us £80 to fix the issue. The weather really wasn’t great so we weren’t even in the hot tub for more than a few hours in total all week.
I feel as if we made some unintentional faux pas which the owner felt warranted the above treatment. I’m sure if you can navigate these unwritten rules you might escape this treatment, it’s such a shame as it is such a nice place to visit."
I'd happily share the name of the place... am I allowed on here, maybe there's a sneaky way round if anyone knows?