I have three children. THREE. (not thirteen). They are mostly well behaved. Usually the youngest is in a pram. [thus appearing well behaved, rather than scarpering at top toddler run speed] They are 7, 4 and 2. Ok, they're all small-ish for their age so may look younger than they are, but why oh why do middle aged / older ladies still feel they have to say the nonsense that they do? Am getting mighty sick of it.
BTW, anybody got any good one-liners to say back?