Not to want to do unspeakable things with Quinten Tarentino, in order to save the world from flesh eating lemon drizzle cakes..................

[lucyellensmum]

Because thats exactly what i had to do in my dream last night, i woke up this morning convinced that he was waiting downstairs for me. It was seriously screwed up - i had to walk around with a large chunk of lemon drizzle cake in my bag just to ensure that he hadn't transformed into it, and that my biting his tongue off had actually killed him - but oh no, in true horror flick style, i return to find a space on the floor where he was.............I don't know where he went, or if he is still at large, and quite frankly, i'm scared . Its a bit much really, i mean, i have my children to consider

Oh, and the cake tried to bite off lassies nose

it was sort of protruding from his mouth, and well, it wasnt really shaped like a tongue, more like a dogs lipstick and i had to bite it off to kill him, and kept having to squeeze it to make more blood flow because it kept clotting - ewwwwwwwwwwww indeed

tell me about it, im actually dreading going to bed again tonight, as i feel it is unfinished business - arrrghhhhhhhhh

lucyellensmum you could sell that as a script to Tarantino

Do you need the recipe? This is serious stuff you know!

Yes thankyou ML seeing as i have promised to make us all something from a mnet recipe once a week .

Ingredients
9oz sugar
9oz butter
12oz s/r flour
4 eggs
3 level tsp baking powder
6 tblsp milk
grated rind 2 lemons

Method
Mix all the ingredients together. Put in lined tray. Bake about 30-40 mins (until knife comes out clean). Prick cake with fork and pour over some warm lemon juice (see below).

Squeeze the juice from the lemons and heat (20 secs in microwave). Add icing sugar to consistency you like. Spread over cake.

There you go petal! Now you make sure you keep that Tarantino at bay!

thats a lot of cake!!! does it keep well... Its only the three of us? Oh and the odd maurauding zombie

are you pg ?! MY pg dreams are seriously strange had forgotten about that joyous part of being pg!

lucyellensmum- i had the same dream!!

except it was James McAvoy instead of Quentin Tarantino

and a potato instead of a lemon drizzle cake.

at the end the potato was cut in half and J McA was very upset. then i woke up.

Yeuch! That is disgusting! I'm still spitting trying to get rid of the idea of biting off his tongue and squeezing out the blood.

What on earth is a dog's lipstick?

Dizzy - , i hope not!!

Total - there must be something in the water

Pretty candles - think red shiny thing that retracts

Shame really, i quite fancied tarantino after seeing him on Johnathan Ross - not anymore!

You can freeze it darling. Or scale it down in size (impossible in my household)

Oh god that's even worse!