to think about getting a duck from the park for tea?

[50inchplasma]

theres loads of them there,too many imo., i could make roast duck for tea, keep the fat for roasties and make duck stock or soup with the bones, so i wouldnt waste any?

Make sure it's a drake then. They are such horrible rapist bullies this time of year, they deserve it!

howwouild you know if it had illnesses or not?

A slightly better effort but not much...

you wouldn't, just cook the bugger to death and pray

we did once kill a bambi on the road to my parents and bundle it into the boot ...

what did they do with bambi?

bundled bambi barbie...

we ate it.

they often jump into the road at night trying to get to the loch to drink, and it's very common to hit one. Luckily it was killed outright (altho it wrote off our car) and the friendly keeper from the local estate butchered it for us.

It was yum

Am I the only person thinking that 50inchplasma and codhotbod are the same poster?

Similar posting style, similar spelling mistakes, similar ridiculous attempts at trolling?

We've got loads of rabbits in our garden. Let me have your address and I'll post a couple to you.