to think the council should make us, live in this small 3 bedroomed semi.

[50inchplasma]

I am so pissed off living in this small 3 bedroomed semi.

i have three children and i want more, maybe 2 or 3 more in the future.

the only problem is my house, its on a bit of a dodgy council estate, and i really want a five bedroom house. there are a few 5 bedroom three storey council houses in a much nicer area in the same town.

how the heck do i get one. ?

Invite all the kids in the neighbourhood to a sleep over, get them to bring all their cats and dogs, cows, sheep, parents.

When they leave the three bedroom semi won't feel so cramped as the guests will have nicked any thing decent.

Failing that just but the excess kids in care!"

LEM - no they really are £850! Look here

So, 50inchplasma - which of your kids has your dp actually fathered??

Is it me or are these trolls just not trying?

Don't bother with the house. Just take your caravan and park up behind Tessa Jowell's house.

we have an 100 " thing on our wall it gets on my nerves

Bouncing turtle - that is UN BE LEIVE ABLE . I mean, its not even nice - ok, i'd probably pay £100 for it, but no more. Can't wait to see someone with one, just so i can ask if they have shit for brains!!!

sell the ducks you catch

the leather McClaren is the funniest thing I have seen in a long long time

I really hope I see one in RL so I can stand and point