To be driven round the bend by this...

[WinkyTinky]

DH picks up the soap bottle and puts a dent in every time he uses it. Half the time he doesn't even bother washing his hands, but when he does, this is the result.
Why does he pick the fcker up??? Why??!!

Why do men do half the nonsensical things around the house that they do? 🤷‍♀️ Folding a wet towel in quarters and expecting it to dry? Not putting the tea and coffee canisters back in line? Loads of random irritations to which I have no answer ☹️x

Or a dirty plate next to the dishwasher, or a knife in the sink rather than the aforementioned dw??? Why? Just why?? Every. Single. Time.
”Sorry, I forgot.” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Half the time he doesn't wash his hands? That would be a far bigger issue for me the dirty bastard.

Well indeed @Makeitmakesensetoday - just one tip of a multifaceted iceberg.

Sounds like the straw that broke the camels back to me. Do you still want him around?

This was my thoughts this morning! Although it's DS18 here. Maybe the bottle is weak as I have the same but in a different scent. Drives me mad!

@Jagley These things are fundamentally designed to be left standing on the shelf / sink allowing you just to press the pump down. Aaaaaaarrrrggghhh!!!!

@Makeitmakesensetoday There have been endless straws... I'm very much the broken camel. But I will rise again (once he's gone.)

Good for you hopefully soon! The level of disrespect is huge, the little things become big things don't they. I'm super hygienic and I could never be with someone who doesn't wash their hands.

@Makeitmakesensetoday I better not mention the teeth then 😬

🤢 please tell me you've made solid plans to kick him out/leave?!

I'm getting there @Makeitmakesensetoday I can't wait to be able to sleep again and not be immersed in a cloud of bad air like a medieval prison dungeon.

🤣🤣 the vision of that. Hilarious. Good for you, get rid of bad rubbish!

Or why they have no idea how to put a new toilet roll on the holder?

My H put his dirty dinner plate and cutlery on the side. Above the dishwasher. The dishwasher door was open.

I just said “are you fucking kidding me?”

I don’t want to hear the whole “I’ll put it all in later when I’m finished.”

No. Put it in now so I don’t have to fucking look at the pile of shit you’re making throughout the day.

I used to do ironic introductions to dcs-
“DC, meet the dishwasher. DC - dw, dw - DC”

I got a few eye rolls but it’s beginning to stick now. They say they can feel my burning eyes on their backs if they don’t do it straightaway 😁

@Wednesdaysphiltrum Mine literally said on Sunday "what does it matter as long as it gets done?" I told him it fucking doesn't get done, that's the bloody point! And also that I had to make my dinner in a small frying pan because the pan I needed wasn't clean. It DOES matter.

I think, on balance, I'd take the pushed in soap dispenser (annoying as it is) over not screwing lids back on jars and bottles. I've learned a very hard, and messy, lesson over the years never to grab them by their tops if DH was the last person in their vicinity 😡

LTB

Just got home to find him wearing his cardigan inside out....

My husband -

cannot seem to be able to close a cupboard or drawer
leaves a (used) knife on tope of the butter dish
change a toilet roll (leaves the cardboard bit on the holder). The toilet rolls are next to the toilet.
put a towel or teatowel back on the rail
wipe the sink after doing the washing-up.

Another gem. Using the toilet roll up until there is only a tiny scrap of paper left on the cardboard, not replacing the roll and thinking that’s acceptable. wtf? Don’t worry; Mrs Miggins will do it

Who on earth polices their other half's hand washing?? "Disrespect" - wtf???

I could never be with a super hygienic person, they would drive me to drink.

@WinkyTinky & @Jagley - there are two solutions to this problem. (The third is LTB, but this soap business as a reason wouldn’t look great in court.). There’s the wall-mounted, non-touch soap dispenser (that would undoubtedly be empty when you go to use it, but not bent…) and the stainless steel option which if bent by either of your wannabe Incredible Hulks, would at least hurt when you hurl it at them. *Also equal chance of being empty when you go to use it, as well.

Dishwasher will wait till sink is full then transfer to dishwasher but I just pop things in as I go I hate that lol

This is why I’m now single!