I Veeted. I Veeted real good.
All in prep for labour, I thought I'd get a head start, get the lie of the land as it were.
Currently praying to a God I do not believe in for the burning to stop. I can just about lie down, so long as I don't attempt to move any muscles from the waist down. Urination nearly made me pass out.
Being super prepared, I have Frida witch hazel foam for post birth... This briefly made the situation quite a lot worse and I entirely lost my composure for a good 30 seconds. Now having serious doubts as to whether that bad boy will be making it into my hospital bag, my foof doesn't need that sort of hate in its life.
Please tell me when I get up at 5am to drive two hours to work, that this will have passed?!
What have I done to myself 😭😭😭