Disgusting but hilarious things your toddler has done.

[blackpanth]

Yesterday my son was sucking his thumb and pulling a face. I thought it was chocolate. It wasn't chocolate 😕 and certainly wouldn't pull a face. Went to do a sniff test. It definitely wasn't chocolate 🤢🤢 he had put his hand in his nappy. Scruffy bugger! 😆🤣

Anyone else got any delightful stories?

Ate a moth.

Could of been a lot worse...

Exactly that - ate his own poo! 💩

He’s 20 and I still remind him!

Stuck her finger up the dogs bum. Literally. Dog was NOT happy.

Ate half a slug.

Not as gross as yours OP but funny... he (22 months old) pood in the bath and upon seeing what he'd done exclaimed "go away, pinecone!"
He didn't realise it was from him.

One of my DC's once accidentally had a poo in an older DC's shoe. Potty was close by and he didn't quite turn in the right direction. Other DC wasn't happy but it was very funny!

Oh I'll telling my son this little story when he's older lol

Haha lovely. Yeah that's definitely disgusting 🤢

Passed me poo

His brother was on the toilet he was desperate cheeks welded together we were asking his brother to get up and let him go first ds 2 passed me something and I TOOK IT thought this is warm realised what it was practically ripped ds1 off the loo to dispose of it

Ds1 now asks several times if anyone needs the toilet before going

Haha aww that's funny 😆

Haha that's proper disgusting 🤣🤣 if that was my son id probably laugh in shock

I was being lazy and bathed dc1 and dc2 together in the big bath. Dc2 pooed. Dc1 picked it up and said "what is this" before I could say anything she realised and launched it to the other end of the bath. The poo hit the taps, exploded in to peices and sprayed all over the bathroom.
It was hysterical until I had to go on the poo hunt around the bathroom

My daughter potty-trained herself in literally one day at the age of 18 months. Practically every other progression was an absolute nightmare (weaning, getting off a teat cup then a sippy cup etc etc) but blimey, she played a blinder with the potty-training.

We referred to poos as 'poo snakes' because she loved animals. I was speechless when, a few days after her Great Leap Forward, she brought her blue plastic potty with a large poo in it and shoved it under the nose of a mum friend who'd come for coffee, announcing proudly 'Poo snake!'.

We'd given lots of praise for these beasts in private, but clearly she thought it would impress visitors too!

I woke up and DS had his nappy off, shit in hands, around his mouth, all around the cot.

Not sure if that's worse than the new trick, which is putting his hand in his mouth, until he's sick, and he covers himself in it. Hair, everything. He's a strange child.

I showed my son a worm in the garden when he was 2. He ate it.