I live alone and have an ensuite that I use and a (always sparkling clean) loo for guests.
I was taken down by a bout of dodgy stomach after my work Christmas party a couple of nights ago.
I'd cleaned the parts of the (ensuite!) loo I could see, but hadn't lifted the seat up for proper good scrub yet (no excuses really. I'd been ill and then had to go straight back to work).
A friend popped over unexpectedly. I went into my bedroom to find something to show him.
While I was in there, he waltzed in, despite the closed door (this is fairly normal, social cues aren't his field of expertise). This isn't as horrifying as it sounds as we're really close but I hadn't expected anyone to come over, let alone to my ensuite!
He then, shock horror, proceeds to use my not yet scrubbed ensuite.
I did ask him to please use the guest loo, but he'd already lifted the seat at this point.
Once he'd left, I had a check and my worst fears were confirmed, the underside of the seat was horrifying.
I am so beyond mortified. No one ever uses that loo except me and I usually keep everything super clean.
There's no way he didn't spot how gross it was. What do I do now!?!! Do I mention it or pretend it didn't happen???
(And yes, it's odd my friend walked into my room unexpectedly. He's a bit of an odd ball but we're close enough that it's usually ok).