COMPETETITION: Whose mother is the craziest and wickedest?

[micrathena]

Okay, so this is not really so much of "am I being unreasonable" as it is a "she is clearly unreasonable" but we haven't got that topic (yet) on Mumsnet.

I could tell you what she has done. But I don't need to because I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is she who is unreasonable.

So, who else has a crazy wicked old bat for a mother and what has she done?

My mum is dead but my stepmother is a monster - she stood up in court against me and gave a statment for XH to get DD in custody battle - had nothing interesting to say other than I was a pain as a child and I didn't get on with one of my other brothers!

She also asked me to be her cleaner when we were short of cash and she asked me to put some washing on and she had left used sanitary towels in her knickers! Cue me barfing in the bath and refusing to touch anything of hers ever again!

SHe is just mean mean mean - we had to live with gran after she married my dad for 3 years so she had time alone with him.

my mothers evil, she used to bash my head weather her hand (in a fist) sort of like punching but she used side of her fist, when i was anorexic and wouldnt eat soup....very helpful mum thanks. you might think she was just upset cos i was anorexic but no she used to do it other times too, thats just the time i remember most.

i dont speak to her now. everyone thinks she is the nicest lady ever, so ofcource i seem like a cow. oh well.