AIBU to ask where all my winter PJs are

[TheThreeHeadedBeast]

Where could I have put them?
There are at least 3 pairs, they are not in the drawer with all my summer PJs - have completely emptied that.
Not in the box with the winter duvet, nor the other seven boxes under the bed.
Not in any of the other drawers.
Not hanging in the wardrobe.
Don't have a spare room.
Not in either DD or DS room.

Please help me think of places

They are in an inter-dimensional black hole with my favourite winter jumper. I swear I have a poltergeist who hides stuff.

Why have I got 7 divorced gloves whose dh/dh’s have disappeared so completely they must have emigrated.
Plenty of happily married fingerless gloves though, which I never wear.

You have just reminded me I need to do a cupboard clear out to try and find my turtle dove gloves. I swear I knew where they were but they are not there.

Bottom of the ironing pile🤔

Drawer under the bed? Put away with yours kids PJs?
While you’re looking, could you look for my winter boots please which seem to have disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Perhaps your dh secretly hated your pjs and got rid of them in the spring hoping you'd have forgotten about them by now?

Must be the Borrowers. I looked under and behind the drawers, no PJs. I did find a rather nice scarf and some coffee mugs from a Secret Santa at least 13 years ago and a lot of dust.

Mossstitch: I don't iron pyjamas, actually I don't iron nearly everything is jersey or drip dry or hidden by outer layers.

Meanwhile, I will keep an eye out for your winter boots, turtle dove gloves, winter jumpers, odd gloves, fleecy base layers and leggings.

P.S. I emptied my PJ / thermals / swimming costume / yoga pants and tops / clutch bags / plus other bits drawer

and vernatheraven's jumpsuit

Can you look for my gold watch while you're hunting? I think it's gone off in a huff when I started wearing a fitbit.