Funny things kids say

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I was swimming with my 3 year old DD yesterday I was getting dressed and my DD announced at the top of her voice look at your hairy bottom mummy 🤦🏼‍♀️ I could here laughing from several cubicles around us!

Thanks for that one DD 😂 it make me laugh but also did want to come out of the cubicle!

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At nursery DS1 was asked what does daddy do and he said farts a lot!

Going past a bikers pub, row of bikes and bikers drinking and my son age around 5 asked a group 'why you not need stabilisers no more ' luckily they found it hilarious

He must get it from me because when I was about 5 I said to a waiter "when I fluff (my word for fart) in the bath the water goes blub blub blub blub"!. Apparently he didn't reply but had a big grin on his face. It still gets brought up occasionally - I am in my 50s now.

When my DS was about 3 I was putting a load of washing on and he saw me put a bra in the machine. "Mummy why are you washing your boobies "?

When I was pregnant recently and had let things get completely out of control pubes wise my 8 year old DD asked me, 'I didn't know pregnancy made you grow hair all over your nunny' 🙈 Poor child had never seen pubes on me. It was actually a learning moment though and I've since stop shaving and now keep it 'neat' so that she doesn't completely freak out when she starts puberty!

Another pubes one- my DD who was 3 at the time walked in on my mum in the shower and came running out shouting 'Grandma has seaweed stuck on her nunny' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@violetcuriosity your post reminded me of changing in a swimming pool cubicle when I was about 13 with my 6 year old cousin who started yelling "Motherships got a hairy fairy!" several times. I wanted to die

“My mommy wears nappies” really loud in the shop whilst I was buying sanitary towels. He’s 3

In the middle of a park- Mommy! Wee wee needs to come out of my penis!
he wasn’t wrong but the funny looks we got 😂