To eat the last Magnum?

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Found it at back of freezer this afternoon. Should I eat it or tell the OH it's there...

Is this a serious question?!?

Is that you Ray you greedy bastard? SHARE!

Of course you shouldn't tell him. In fact I'm wondering if there might be one languishing in the back of my freezer that I can smuggle upstairs under my jumper 🤔

Eat it. Quickly.

How old is it likely to be? If it's recent, eat it. If it's old then give it you your OH- you'll get brownie points.

Yes. Deadly serious

No frost on it, so it'll be nice. Might be a posh one with nuts. Didn't have time to check earlier...

Eat it now!

In the time it took to ask the frankly daft question you could have eaten it.

Oh you’ve reminded me I’ve got a raspberry and double chocolate one in the freezer! Everyone else will eat (rubbish) Dorset apple cake with clotted cream tonight and I’ll enjoy my magnum 🥳
The answer to your question is obviously that you eat it yourself. I can’t really believe it’s actually a question…

I hope you enjoyed it

Waiting for OH to go to bed so I can eat on the sofa and then hide the evidence deep in the kitchen bin.

Oh I do this all the time. Good thing is that he's usually snoring in seconds so I can sit right next to him eating it knowing full well the only two people who will ever know are me and the dustbin. Do it! 🤣

Ooh I wish I had one. Eat it, eat it, eat it and enjoy! 😋

😂

OH in kitchen! I'm just going to take it, no fucks given. I'll open a new thread about the divorce that follows next week.

You’ve reminded me there is one white magnum left in the freezer. I’m off to scoff it now!

What you want to do, just to add to the fun of the divorce proceedings is say, 'ooooh, do you fancy this penguin biscuit?' (Or some other rubbish sub standard snack). Of course, he'll say yes, then when he's two-thirds of the way through it you find the magnum in the freezer and watch out of the corner of your eye for the enjoyment of his penguin to go right out of the window as you waltz off into the sunset.

Did some next level stealth manoeuvres. Claimed I was looking for some sausages for tomorrow's dinner. Tutted the fact that none where there, and casually walked out with the Magnum. It wasn't a posh nutty one though. Just a classic. But there's nowt wrong with plain vanilla every now and again!

Good for you OP. The only way your Magnum experience could have been better would have been if it was a white Magnum, as they’re clearly the best ones 😀