To fart, whistle, snigger and play bluegrass guitar while dh is on the phone to his boss?

[Greensleeves]

??

Do you care?

No. Clearly not.

Greeny you forgot to burp the lyrics

Erm, YABU. What's the story?

I care passionately VVV [wounded]

No I didn't BALD, I remembered to burp the lyrics

Wish I could play bluegrass guitar.

You care passionately whether you are being unreasonable??

Surely that would have caused you to refrain with such behaviour in the first place!

Utterly disgusted with you Greenleeves

Yay, I disgusted someone today! [notch in belt]

he is UGLY, he is just a mindless beefcake!

you have no taste VVV

You can do all that AT THE SAME TIME? Your DPH doesn't need a boss, he can sell you to the Jim Rose Sideshow and live off the profits.

I'm disappointed that you neglected to goose him with an icy finger.

It's what my DW would do. Just to drive the message home so to speak.

classy bird.did you fart the national anthem?nonetheless are you happy to spend DH wages paid for by working for his boss

Actually, there's a rather tasty young english sort who's helping Saga Rambo