To think that pedestrians are a waste of space?

[Rhubarb]

There they are, crowing the pavements, stepping out from behind parked cars, trying to cross the road, pressing the sodding button on the crossing just as you are approaching! Aaargh!

Damn these common people who choose to walk everywhere! They really ought to be taxed!

We wouldn't actually need any parking at supermarkets if they let us drive our cars down the aisles, collecting our stuff as we go. It might be a little uncomfy for anyone on foot but overall, a great benefit to the wheeled masses!

Oooh yes good idea suedonim. And I think we should have laptops fixed to the steering wheel so we can MN as we go! Or is that already a feature in 4x4s??

They have little reward points where you can money off at Sainsburys for every obstacle that you hit.