To be sick and tired of DP's F***ing Cats?

[squinny101]

Sorry I'm not a cat person so I apolgise for all the cat lovers out there. DP has two cats from his marraige. They are the bane of my life. Even though I don't allow them on the furniture which DP respects. I am still permanently covered in fricking cat hair!
The kids toys if you put them on the floor are coverd in cat hair.
It sounds like I don't ever clean my house but I hoover EVERY DAY. And still everything is covered.
The baby is now at the stage where she mouths stuf so god knows how much of it she is swallowing. One of the little bastards hid behind the clothes rail (we dont' have cupboards in yet) and got hair all over an outfit that I wanted to wear for a wedding. Spent the entire morning sellotaping cat hair off it.

Plus one has got three legs and it kind of creeps me out.

My cat came in my bedroom today and began slurping my overnight water from the glass by the bed (having presumably ignored the fresh water in her bowl downstairs ). She has no concept of a 'cat-free area either, it's all fair game to her so we find fur in lots of places you wouldn't want to. The best thing to do is groom moulty cats everyday (outside) or have her bathed in a cat parlour. I usually love my cat but today the glass thing has got to me so she'd better keep out of my way.

Put a bolt on the nursery door so you secure it against moggy intrusions - some cats can open door handles.

Kerrymum - that happened in 1894! Couldn't you find a more recent case to scare the OP with?
I'm feeling a a bit sensitive on this topic today as my poor old cat (who does shed hair all over the house) is having an operation at the vet's today and I am terrified the GA will be too much for her at her advanced age.
Growing up with cats is good for children. How old are these cats? They will die eventually and then you can choose the pet next time, meanwhile get your DH to groom them if they are moulting excessively and make him responsible for the hoovering.

I am curious. I have 2 cats and no hair problem at all. I strongly suspect the cats are plotting against you. Maybe they collect hair from other cats to spread around, or they have large cat parties when you are out.

cats smothering babies is more of an urban myth. millions of homes have both cat and baby in, without incident! I was never bothered about cats before (more of a dog lover) and avoided mil's cats as much as poss when we visited, but we wanted to get a pet and cat seemed the only logical possibility.

OK we've only got 1, and I don't hoover every day (couple of times a week if the house is lucky or we have guests) and we don't have hairs everywhere (tiles not carpet), apart from mine that is, yuk, except places where she sleeps, which is 1 or 2 places. I keep 3 bedroom doors closed, so that's not a problem either.

Tbh I feel sorry for your dp, and think you are bvu. Does it not piss him off royally that you are so horrible to his pets. It's greta for kids to have pets. You should look on the positives (many) of the situation and get on with it.

YABU. You knew he had cats surely?

I had 2 longhairs (still have 1, are Maine Coons) that came with my DH from his first marrige and manage not to get cat hair on everything (and DH is very particular about his clothes) so these obviously need a good groom.

My DP does groom them but the one that has three legs is quite quick (especially given his lack of leg).

They are still quite young so won't die anytime soon unfortunately (I know I sound terrible).

When you read the headline 'cat murders woman in her sleep' you will know that the clever little bastards have also been reading my internet history and know my feelings towards them.

You should get together with my DH Squinny, he feels exactly the same about my cat, he is counting down the days.

I feel rather sorry for the 3-legged cat. Mind one my Mum's cats managed to get himself run over by a 3-wheeled car in the 60s and he was a miserable so and so afterwards (he lost an eye and broke his jaw). Cats aren't the same as dogs if you want affection from your pets.

Itsahardknocklife, I could send him to a sanctuary, but its really a last resort, since he isn't actually homeless. I have no real valid reason for wanting rid of him, other that I just really don't get on so well with cats now, so would feel incredibly bad. I've had a few rescue cats in the past too, and always hated the shelters etc...

My late cat was short-haired but managed to get fur EVERYWHERE so I understand your frustration. Although in our case she was a much-loved moggy. Who also used to drink out of the glass of water by my bed - I used to have to put a book on top to keep her out.

Sorry but they are dp's cats, he loves them, you knew what the deal was before you moved in together etc. etc. etc. All you can do is decide not to let it wind you up - and get dh to brush them every day.

I think you're stuck with them! I'm a catlover, but hate dogs & made it quite clear when dh & I moved in together that the cats were staying & his dog was going - so I understand that it's pretty gross if you just don't like them.

You can get sticky gloves for stroking them with (obviously get dh to do the stroking if they creep you out). They do reduce the amount of loose hair everywhere.

You are being a iccle bit unreasonable but i can understand your frustration. Cats hate paprika, apparently it irritates their noses but it doesn't do them any harm, just a tip for the future if you get desperate you can sprinkle it on the carpet

Our neighbors have a 3 legged dog. His name is Tripod

awe, i love my cats but can see where you're coming from. if you are trying to get rid, best do it before DC is old enough to notice, otherwise DC will bond with the cats and think you're evil for getting rid. i think they make great pets by the way, my DS (4) is great with all animals, gentle and respectful i think because he's had enough lessons from our cats.

now, i'm going to send shivers up your psine, my cat sleeps on my pillow, curled round my head and the other sleeps on DS's bed, though i certainly ddin't let them do it when he was younger.

Has your DP got any green/eco/wildlife-loving views? Because you could work on these by pointing out how it's acutally unethical to have cats because of the damage they do to wildlife...

Disclaimer: that's an opinion some people hold and can back up . I personally don't care either way but do not/will not have pets. Because the only animals I like are the ones surrounded by roast potatoes.

We have three children, the only one who likes the cats is my dd 2.5 who actually thinks she is a cat and spends the whole time miaowing.

Whenever she goes near the cats they hiss at her and try to scratch her the grumpy wotsits.

I agree with madamez. Animals are better cooked and surrounded by roasties (espeically goose fat roasties).

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Excerpts from a Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments
about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could
hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to
the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my
advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again
tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be
more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

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I totally agree pelafina. Its how they think the wily little bastards.