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Irrationally pissed off about pretty insignificant issue

63 replies

brisedusoir · 31/08/2023 19:22

Hi all,

Sorry this is long but trying to be clear.,

I know that in the grand scheme of things this is peanuts but I can't work our why I'm still so pissed off.

Last year there was a big formal work related event near mine (5 minute walk)- live in a capital city and on the other side of most people. I had quite a few friends/acquaintances over before the event to get ready so everyone could dump their stuff, have a drink, get ready, walk to event. It sort of spiraled and at the end there were 15ish people at mine.

We were all in a rush to get ready, iron clothes, etc but it was all good all fun, a good bonding moment.

My cleaning lady popped in to borrow something insignificant during the rush ... she had cleared this borrowing with me during the week so no issue but hadn't said when she was going to pop in so I wasn't expecting her.

I have one board and one iron. All though we all have decent careers, none of us work in jobs where we have to wear formal ironed wear regularly and from how long it was taking - it was very obvious that most of the men couldn't iron to save their lives ... it was taking ages and the woman and I agreed quietly that we wouldn't iron the guys stuff.

Cleaning lady arrived during mayhem when with about 45 minutes to go before we had to leave 7 guys still had their shirts to iron.

She goes to say hello in the room they are ironing in watches for about a minute and tells them she's going to take over because there is no way we'll be out of the door in time if not.

She obviously though it was quite funny and she saved the day and ironed all of their shirts. (she's lovely like that), and I really don't think she expected anything except a story to tell her friends about incompetent young city types who can't iron ... Anyway, everyone gets dressed and out with perfectly ironed shirts

Without me asking at the end of the evening one of the guys comes to me and gives me some cash ( 50 euros - generous ) for my cleaning lady to say thank you for saving the day from all of the guys bar one, lets call him Collin who was apparently clear he wasn't going to be railroaded into paying.

I give the cleaning lady the 50 ... she's happy, I'm happy, everyone's happy.

Fast forward to this year - I'm at a dinner party on Sunday and Collin is there. Cleaning ladies come up in conversation - I basically say I love mine, she's a life changer, best thing I ever did for my mental health etc (all true). Colin then pipes up... "is she the chancer who pushed in and ironed your shirts for cash then".

I just replied "she asked for nothing mate ..." and the converstaion went on

I'm irrationally angry about this comment and I can't work out why.

Help me get over wanting to get back at Collin by doing something like replacing his office coffee with decaf.

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UndercoverCop · 31/08/2023 19:25

YANBU she did something nice in her own time for people she largely doesn't know, which is why the others had a whip round, possibly also prompted by embarrassment at their own incompetence. How dare he imply she's done kind of grifty, grabby con artist. He sounds like a dick.

Toffeesgirl · 31/08/2023 19:26

Colin sounds like a knob tbh.

Definitely revenge is needed (lighthearted!-ish)

BiggerBadderBrainfogged · 31/08/2023 19:28

I think there’s no need to get back at him. Can you imagine living with his attitude? That would be punishment enough - his world must be quite miserable if he concluded your cleaner was a “chancer” rather than a generous person.

Redlarge · 31/08/2023 19:28

Hes an incompetent prick.

Americano75 · 31/08/2023 19:28

Tight and nasty. What a dick.

Vanillalime · 31/08/2023 19:29

Can you change the settings in his chair, so that he ends up with a sore back?
Or move his stapler 2 inches each day until it falls off the side of his desk?
Switch sugar in his tea for salt?
Switch up the speed of his mouse so it moves really fast or slow?
Make a small typo in his email signature?

Trenchfootinthescottishhighlandstoday · 31/08/2023 19:30

Next time you see him make a comment about him needing a ironing lady because his shirt is a mess.

3dogsandarabbit · 31/08/2023 19:32

So did she iron Collin's shirt? I would have said that he didn't object to it and he could have ironed his own shirt if he didn't want her to do it. No need for petty revenge though.

moresleepthanks · 31/08/2023 19:33

Colin is dick.
It says more about him than it does about your cleaning lady that he said that.
Put some mold in his coffee mug.

Cismyfatarse · 31/08/2023 19:35

Start calling him Colon (if only in your head) because he is full of shit.

(Disclaimer. Not a biologist)

Cloudsandyoghurts · 31/08/2023 19:38

I love everything about this post (except Colin) The replies remind me why I'm still on Mumsnet. Carry on....

illiterato · 31/08/2023 19:39

Break into Colin’s house and cut the arms off all his shirts. That’ll learn him 🤣.

Clymene · 31/08/2023 19:39

Make jokes about him being a tightwad at every opportunity.

What a fucking knob.

Squeaky2023 · 31/08/2023 19:41

Colin tried to spoil a lovely, fun thing, where your lady showed off her skill to the professional city types; they tipped to show solidarity and appreciation. Don't let him into your head and spoil a small, magic moment of humanity Z

brisedusoir · 31/08/2023 19:49

@Vanillalime

Love your thinking - I might just slightly tilt one of his screens!

@3dogsandarabbit She did iron his shirt... not sure where he was in the ironing queue but he didn't object. Of course by revenge I'm being light hearted...

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brisedusoir · 31/08/2023 19:51

BiggerBadderBrainfogged · 31/08/2023 19:28

I think there’s no need to get back at him. Can you imagine living with his attitude? That would be punishment enough - his world must be quite miserable if he concluded your cleaner was a “chancer” rather than a generous person.

So true. He must be miserable.

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brisedusoir · 31/08/2023 19:52

@Cismyfatarse Funny thing Colin is a biologist!

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Olika · 31/08/2023 19:57

Loving these responses 😂

Lemonademoney · 31/08/2023 19:59

Oh dear, Colin dropped a clanger by not chipping in and now feels tight as I bet the lads have taken the mick out of him… he’s trying to save face by making her the problem not him… god I’ve met a few of these blokes, what a prick

BaronessBomburst · 31/08/2023 20:05

Not decaf. Something with chicory in it.
Does Red Mountain still exist?

GeorgeSpeaks · 31/08/2023 20:05

No, swap his decaff for a super duper espresso at 5pm!

QuillBill · 31/08/2023 20:08

He's a dick. Imagine harbouring that for all that time. It was lovely of the others to have a bit of a whip round foe someone who was just being her helpful self.

When I come across a wanker like this it makes me feel better to think how they aren't my dad or my sister's husband and in my life in a social way.

brisedusoir · 31/08/2023 20:08

@GeorgeSpeaks We're French ... and given the hours we work that would be a nice thing to do ...

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BiggerBadderBrainfogged · 31/08/2023 20:11

@brisedusoir she ironed his shirt and he says that about her??!! The fucking cheek of him!

@QuillBill i’m the same as you - I often count my lucky stars I’m not going home to someone like that every night.

DisforDarkChocolate · 31/08/2023 20:13

He's publicly reinforced his twat status. You will not be the only person who noticed.