to think that this is basically the emperor's new clothes for mad yoghurt weaving hippies??

[StripeyMamaSpanx]

What the buggery????

I feel the need to email the seller a question....

OOh how'd you do the little TM PortAndLemon?

Wow: " The Purple Energy Devices not only cleared the food of all negative energy, and negative residues such as pesticides, but also energised the food. Now I energise all my food with it and I continue to be amazed".

I continue to be amazed at the things people will believe....

Maybe if we got loads of these and set them up all over the world, they'd solve pollution and climate change?

poor old Tesla would be spinning in his Faraday Cage if he knew how his name was being used.
deffo send the seller a question SMS!!!

Hmm I can't decide what to ask.

They seem to have covered it all...

W...........T..............F........?????

Also awaiting the ASQ from Stripy....

I copied it from your earlier post in which you'd probably copied-and-pasted from elsewhere.

Otherwise I'd have done it in Word and copied-and-pasted it in (you can do something fancy with numeric codes if you have a number pad to the right of your keyboard, but I can never remember what).

Can you ask "Are you aware this is bollocks or are you mental?"

Do you put it where the red dot is on the man with his arms out?

I've got a personal oscillator but I don't wear it

I emailed them to ask if its any good for pelvic floors that are lacking in vitality.

As mine was after reading their blurb.