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to think MN is like some sort of competion, who can be the rudest ?

130 replies

milkgoddess · 27/02/2008 11:48

a few threads, i have seen on here lately seem to some sort of competion of who can be the rudest.
its not big and its not clever starting threads like, middle class people are even scummier than the working class. i mean what is the point? the op cannot be serious, just after some sort of cyber fight. maybe this is the website where the people that are quite and down trodden in real life, suddenly become braver behind the computer in the faceless world of the internet .......

OP posts:
K999 · 27/02/2008 12:50

Tbh Divided, like everything it looked appetising but you soon realise that the sauce is not all that its cracked up to be......

dividedself · 27/02/2008 12:51

Well, yeah, but I prefer the more phallic version...if I'm honest.

I've saved the crusty hard part for later.

Saturn74 · 27/02/2008 12:51

"So thats a cheese and tomato roll then Divided?? "

onebatmother · 27/02/2008 12:52

K999 - not own-brand mayo?

dividedself · 27/02/2008 12:52

And later, I won't even need to worry about how nice the sauce tastes cos it will just be me 'n' my baguette.

dividedself · 27/02/2008 12:53

rofl at own brand mayo. Is that the same as gusset sludge?

JeremyVile · 27/02/2008 12:53

Just Me 'n' My Baguette - isn't that a James Blunt track?

onebatmother · 27/02/2008 12:53

come on, people, surely I get runner-up?

dividedself · 27/02/2008 12:55

Possibly JV - before he changed his name from James Cunt.

K999 · 27/02/2008 12:55

No, I think it was called 'man gravy'....not to my taste....too salty....however on the plus side at all, no lumps.....

JeremyVile · 27/02/2008 12:55

No Onebat - You get a gob sized elastoplast and a restraining order.

fryalot · 27/02/2008 12:55

got to go out now - K999 can you be extra rude on my behalf, please?

ta muchly

K999 · 27/02/2008 12:57

I quite like the sound of a 'restraining order'....sounds quite kinky....

onebatmother · 27/02/2008 12:58

hmhhhmhmmhhhnmm.
That reminds me of threadie's "When I say the word cock it feels in my mouth much like an actual cock does."
Hurrah for threadie

JeremyVile · 27/02/2008 13:00

I wouldn't go there tbh - you should see the state she left my shit stick in - and it's not as if it was in A1 condition when I left it, as you can probably imagine.

onebatmother · 27/02/2008 13:01

oh lol at A1 condition!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 27/02/2008 22:53

oh this needs a bump

Desiderata · 27/02/2008 22:54

You're all cunts.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 27/02/2008 22:56

And while greeny's entry was good, it gets an A-. A minus because you didn't include one of my most favourite phrases of yours "I couldn't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock"

controlfreakyagain · 27/02/2008 22:57

err, come out come out wherever you are op!
perhaps she thought you were all VERY rude!

Desiderata · 27/02/2008 22:57

I'm the rudest.

No, I'm the rudest.

No, I'm Spa (rudest)

No, I'm Sparta (rudest)

No, I'm Sparacunt.

Saturn74 · 27/02/2008 22:58

There's no place like home, there's no place like home.

Desiderata · 27/02/2008 22:59

And of course, that should have been Spartacunt.

But that's what makes us funny, no?

JeremyVile · 27/02/2008 23:00

I'm surprised, re-reading Greenys post, that have only just noticed the subtle erotic undertones.
Just gets better...

VeniVidiVickiQV · 27/02/2008 23:01

Or, in honour of COMMONASMUCK ..... spankacunt