Things that give you the absolute RAGE!!

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DH has just put the dishwasher on a long cycle in the middle of the day 😡 I have all of his family coming shortly for a meal to celebrate his birthday.

surely everyone knows that during the day it’s a short cycle and overnight it’s a long cycle.

now I have to wait 3 bastard hours for it to finish with the pots building up.

of course slightly lighthearted but what does give you the rage?

Absolutely.
I was helping a relative to fill out forms online prior to a dental appointment. DoB was needed, and I couldn't find any way of inputting it other than to tap back, month by month, to 1946. I thought "stuff that" when I got back to about 2021!

Oh just writing! Drives me mad 😂

My current rage is that I’ve just returned from the recovery ward to a ward with 3 older ladies, 2 of whom are asleep and I’m in & out of sleep.
The 4th lady is conducting speakerphone conversations with every family member and friend they can think of.
Selfish B***.

Whenever we’ve had work done in our house nearly every workman that has come in has said “ohhh it’s a difficult one, we would normally do X but here we will have to do y and z” it enrages me because nothing is every a bog standard, straight forward job. If I knew what I know now, I don’t think we’d have bought our house!

Yes to the people behind you in queue thing.
Just this afternoon a woman was right behind me putting things on the conveyer belt, so close she actually banged into my arm 3 times. Then proceeded to look shocked when I asked her to stop bumping into me please.
Like, did you not feel it too?!

Your post made me laugh out loud.

Im 5ft3 and always seem to get someone who’s much taller sit in front of me. When I try to move my head to look around their shoulder they move their head in the same direction. Really pisses me off when I go to watch school plays etc as my children are also the shortest children in their classes so trying to see them in anything is impossible unless I turn up 45 mins early just to get a seat at the front!

re photoing bad parking, go one step further check they have tax/MOT and report them if not, they will get booted and fined!!

People in the supermarket who park themselves and their trollies in front of a section so no-one else can get to it and ignore anyone who tries (yes, bloke in Waitrose, this means you)
To counter this I give you : people who cannot wait a fecking nanosecond while you make the briefest stop to choose something and stretch their claggy armpit across your face to select their product . I am not reading the ingredients or going through every item, I am merely selection from what is there .

I am the worlds mildest person but one woman got on my tits very last nerve , I was picking something (not a busy area either) she's "Can you move so I can get in " really snotty .
I was "Will it kill you to wait 30 seconds" ? (hoping the answer was "yes" )

People who think they are so entitled to park across driveways on school runs. I don’t have a driveway but it enrages me every time I see parents at pick up and drop off selfishly parking across driveways because obviously the law doesn’t apply to them 🙄

Dogs. Dog owners. People using the term 'fur babies' or referring to themselves as dog mum or dog dad or saying their dog is their child's 'sibling'. Fuck. Right. Off

It doesn't apply to cats though . I have adult DS and DD . We also have bro/sis cats .
I refer to them as "your good sister/good brother/my favourite children" depending on who has pissed me off today . .

These people but also the people who do all that while still standing at the checkout, so that the till operator can't even start on the next person's shopping.

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Lateness especially people who are always late for an appointment that is time specific .

If you are meeting a friend and are late that is inconsiderate to the friend .Of course delays can occur but you built that in.

If you are late for a medical appointment (especially repeated lateness) you are basically saying "My time is more important than yours (the clinician) and the other patients waiting after me"

When lidl opens another till and people queuing behind you scurry over without offering to people already in the front of queues who have been waiting longer. It’s so anti British I get such a rage, don’t say anything of course just burn a hole into the back of their heads with my ragey eyeballs in true British form.

One person did it to me then their biscuits fell off the conveyer whilst they were packing & I didn’t know whether to crush them with my feet or put them back on. I put them back on of course because… British.

Equally I find it annoying when till operators proceed to throw my things down the other end of the checkout before the last person has left, then everyone else has to wait while I pack up my shopping which then puts pressure on me and it’s uncomfortable seeing everyone’s eyes on me while they wait. I usually leave the till operator waiting until I’ve packed before I pay so they can’t move onto their next victim before I’ve even packed up which some till operators seem to do nowadays, resulting in another person’s shopping being hurled towards me while I’m still bagging my own.

Yep some people seem to think they’re so entitled that other people should wait for them! Especially those who don’t bother getting ready or setting off until you have told them you have already arrived and waiting for them!

Can’t stand people who are constantly late for everything! Once or twice yes but when they know they have to be somewhere and just saunter about while I wait for them is just rude and disrespectful!

Yes! Also people who say "athalete" and "nuciler". Even some news readers do this.

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Or the ones who start loading on the belt when they can see there is more in my trolley that I'm unloading when there's space .
One blessing of Covid 2metres spacing was they couldn't do this .

And the ones who go to the till , unload then decide to go and get more items or send someone else to get them .
Here's a novel idea ....why not get your shopping THEN go to the till . ?
And its never just a pint of milk, it's half a shop .

Doing my best to make the roast potatoes and parsnips lower fat, and therefore less tasty, for the benefit of DH and his alleged diet, only to discover on my return from starting the washing up that he's tucking in to two bags of salt and vinegar McCoys.

I grew up in Yorkshire, and often pronounced "my" as "mi" ("Will you pass my book" = "Will you pass mi book.").

It really angers me when this pronunciation of "my" is transcribed as "me". It isn't the same thing at all!

A lot of society makes me feel murderous for the sheer fact they breathe.

Or the ones who start loading on the belt when they can see there is more in my trolley that I'm unloading when there's space . One blessing of Covid 2metres spacing was they couldn't do this .

Yes! id happily bring back the 2 metre rule to get people out of my personal space!!!

People who blame every little mood swing on being pregnant.

Your first post was amusing.