Work twats are easier to deal with than…..

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Two year olds?

At least if you have to encounter twats at work you’re free of them in the evenings or weekends, or can quit your job.

You can never escape your two year old (though I suppose they do grow up eventually which perhaps the work twat may not).

And it’s probably easier to reason with a work twat than a 2 year old who is pissed off because you dared to peel the skin off his banana or allow him to hit his brother.

FML.

2 year olds are fab!

@ForeverFriendsAndPierrot plesse can I have some of whatever you are smoking?

Have you considered adoption?

@LadyWhineglass all the time. But he’s damn cute. Today has just been a toughie

Work twats are easier to deal with because when you tell other people about work twats they are sympathetic whereas when you tell them about your horrendous toddler they criticise your parenting.

So relatable! My 2yr old has been horrid the past couple of days and I would’ve had an easier time at work! At least when I lose my shit at a work twat I don’t feel guilty afterwards!

Work twats can be sacked for bad behaviour, toddlers are very difficult to hand over to others.

Work twats don't follow you into the loo (and if they do you can report them to HR).

Work twats don't wipe their snotty noses on your clothes.

Oh, that was cathartic. I do not miss the toddler years (teenagers are infinitely better).

@JaninaDuszejko very good point!

The gremlins films are really documentaries about raising toddlers! 😁

@Allinadayswork80 is there about to be a full moon or something as mine has been too. I’m not even drinking at the moment. At lunchtime today when my DH popped home I asked him to pass my diet coke and maybe a Valium (I don’t have any)

@JaninaDuszejko oh god yes the wiping of snotty noses on clothes and the hands, the dirty hands!

@Danikm151 yes yes yes!!!

I often find it a relief being at work instead of having my 1 and 3 year old....
.... and I work on a Mental Health ward!

(At least get a hot drink at work lol)

@minimadgirl yep, absolutely, I much prefer work, despite there being (some) twats there

YANBU. I've worked with some colossal twats in my time but I've never had to catch their vomit in my bare hands.

@neverbeenskiing omg

Or manually pull their poop out of their bum when they're severely constipated from refusing to go potty 🙈

@Medusaismyhero omg times two

I have.....

Work twats have to be paid. 2 year old usually respond to sweeties.

My manager praised my ability to remain calm during a very stressful project today in my 121, "it's becuse you twats are a doddle compared to my 2 year old" I said in my head

I totally agree with you, I'm heading into 6 weeks of summer at home with my toddlers 2&3! I work with children with behaviour problems and have a management position which means my entire day consists of either being physically or verbally abused by a child or dealing with the work twats.. and it's still a hell of a lot easier than dealing with my own children all day everyday!

The 2 year old is in the peak of terrible 2s and the 3 year olds attitude is on another level, I'll be running back to work in September!

Two year olds aren't too for ever. Work idiots, twats, or those with other unreasonable traits are there for a long time.

I find it easier being at home with my just turned 3 year old than work, but I work with up to 20 2 to 3 year olds so one is easier.
At least with work twats you can leave them behind at 6 or clock. For some reason I can't do the same with my 3 year old.

Loved my two year olds.