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To think this sounds like money laundering?

132 replies

Beetleback · 09/07/2023 11:35

There’s a takeaway shop on our high street that is constantly being refurbished. It occasionally opens for a few weeks or months, then closes again for a long, elaborate refurbishment. This has happened maybe four times in the last few years.

There’s a lot of muttering locally about money laundering, but I really don’t understand how that would work? Can anyone explain it to me?

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endofthelinefinally · 09/07/2023 13:59

Againstmachine · 09/07/2023 12:54

Turkish barbers, takeaways, nail bars, car washes are awash with money laundering to clean drug money and other moneys.

Everyone knows so no idea why the dark economy is if ignored by agency's but it is.

And that's before we get started on modern slavery the nail bars etc employ.

This.

Mrsjayy · 09/07/2023 13:59

Beetleback · 09/07/2023 11:35

There’s a takeaway shop on our high street that is constantly being refurbished. It occasionally opens for a few weeks or months, then closes again for a long, elaborate refurbishment. This has happened maybe four times in the last few years.

There’s a lot of muttering locally about money laundering, but I really don’t understand how that would work? Can anyone explain it to me?

Oh there is a shop like that here, the building was renovated 10ish years ago and we are on our 5th takeaway well 5th in progress, It's really dodgy.

Changingplace · 09/07/2023 14:00

Matildatoldsuchdreadfullies · 09/07/2023 12:13

Might be money laundering. Might be drugs. Probably both.

Yeah more likely both in that the money being laundered is from drug sales.

I’m convinced all the vape shops are something similar, there’s no need whatsoever for the size of premises they have and they’re always empty.

Againstmachine · 09/07/2023 14:11

Changingplace · 09/07/2023 14:00

Yeah more likely both in that the money being laundered is from drug sales.

I’m convinced all the vape shops are something similar, there’s no need whatsoever for the size of premises they have and they’re always empty.

The vape shops in my area lots have shut but I agree with you they were more than likely in on it as there was more than the industry could support.

And also dodgy vape shops you have no idea what's in the vape products you are buying.

BillyBraggisnotmylover · 09/07/2023 14:20

There’s a few like that near here, though one was recently repossessed so I assume all the kitchen equipment was removed by whoever was owed money, therefore the refit in that case might be genuine!

I’ve always struggled to get my head around money laundering, even having watched several series of Ozark, so appreciate the explanations in this thread.

Out of interest should suspected laundering be reported to police, trading standards or HMRC?!

GeriatricMumma · 09/07/2023 14:25

BillyBraggisnotmylover · 09/07/2023 14:20

There’s a few like that near here, though one was recently repossessed so I assume all the kitchen equipment was removed by whoever was owed money, therefore the refit in that case might be genuine!

I’ve always struggled to get my head around money laundering, even having watched several series of Ozark, so appreciate the explanations in this thread.

Out of interest should suspected laundering be reported to police, trading standards or HMRC?!

If you are reporting as a member of the public, it's Crimestoppers.

GeriatricMumma · 09/07/2023 14:26

BillyBraggisnotmylover · 09/07/2023 14:20

There’s a few like that near here, though one was recently repossessed so I assume all the kitchen equipment was removed by whoever was owed money, therefore the refit in that case might be genuine!

I’ve always struggled to get my head around money laundering, even having watched several series of Ozark, so appreciate the explanations in this thread.

Out of interest should suspected laundering be reported to police, trading standards or HMRC?!

Probably the bank who funded the asset finance agreement - no doubt kicking themselves now and no chance of getting their money back.

Babyroobs · 09/07/2023 14:29

Eloweeese · 09/07/2023 11:48

Yes absolutely. We've got a Turkish place near us. Closed and refurbished repeatedly. Opens for a couple of weeks and shuts again for months. A look at their company accounts shows a very healthy profit...

We have a Turkish place, only accepts cash payments, only pays staff in cash. All very dodgy .

GeriatricMumma · 09/07/2023 14:34

Should also add that whilst it's tempting to think every barber shop / nail shop / etc is money laundering for drug money / MDS / HT they probably aren't.

Tax evasion as a predicate offence more likely, but that's another story.

It's easy to look at the stereotypes and miss the big players.

Mrsjayy · 09/07/2023 14:38

Babyroobs · 09/07/2023 14:29

We have a Turkish place, only accepts cash payments, only pays staff in cash. All very dodgy .

My hairdresser only takes cash she rents her chair they don't have a machine .

VikingLady · 09/07/2023 14:40

OhComeOnFFS · 09/07/2023 12:31

Can anyone explain how money laundering works in this way? I understand that if you have a nail bar you can maybe bring in £20,000 per year but tell the authorities you have £100,000 per year - the difference is cash from selling drugs or whatever.

How does it work with them doing up places, when none of that would involve cash, would it?

They pretend they were open when they weren't. So the paperwork would show they were open and trading and taking in a lot of cash, when actually the doors were locked and the lights off.

Illegal money masquerading as legit money. From the moment it hits the bank account it's treated like legit income.

Allthegoodnamesarechosen · 09/07/2023 14:47

AlfietheSchnauzer · 09/07/2023 12:32

If they're not actually trading then what do they say when customers approach them?? I must be more naive than I realised

Chinese ‘pub’ in the village next to where I used to live was only really open when the VAT inspector called . There was a baffled review on TrioAdvisor for a while by a legitimate would be customer who managed to get in one day. They did serve him, but very very slowly and the food was ahem not very nice. The proprietors’ child apparently ran around and shouted in his ear for extra discouragement .

The review was up for some time, a source of great amusement to us locals who ‘knew ‘ what was up . I don’t know how they got away with it with the VAT inspection, though …..🙈

Againstmachine · 09/07/2023 14:48

Mrsjayy · 09/07/2023 14:38

My hairdresser only takes cash she rents her chair they don't have a machine .

I'm not saying she is but she is more than likely tax dodging than laundering, as machines are easy to get hold of these days.

ChildrenOfRuin · 09/07/2023 14:57

Mrsjayy · 09/07/2023 14:38

My hairdresser only takes cash she rents her chair they don't have a machine .

The hairdresser I take the DC to is like that. Cash only, no machine.

Although if I was going to suspect them of anything dodgy, I’d be more inclined to suspect tax evasion than money laundering.

LlynTegid · 09/07/2023 15:05

If any of you take illegal drugs, you are part of the problem.

Maybe something to ask the next election candidates what they plan to do about it.

MrsCarson · 09/07/2023 15:10

Sad isn't it.
The Turkish barber by us can't be dodgy surely? I hope, it's always rammed full of men getting cuts and shaves, although I suppose they could say they earn twice as much as they do, they are very popular though.

bryceQ · 09/07/2023 15:10

Is this in london? I live near a place where this exact thing has happened? It seems so dodgy

Wenfy · 09/07/2023 15:18

While yes it could be a sign of money laundering most restaurant businesses do fail before / shortly after opening.

StellaJohanna · 09/07/2023 15:20

Yes, it's a way to wash money. Drug money, human trafficking money. In my area, the main fake businesses used to do this are nail bars, takeaways, fake Turkish barbers (they aren't Turks, either) restaurants, vape shops and hand car washes.

JaceLancs · 09/07/2023 15:24

I always think this about the yoghurt places, milk bars and pop up dessert places

megletthesecond · 09/07/2023 15:28

Probably. We have several shops in our town that are cover for money laundering. A barbers, restaurant, tanning salon, Chinese medicine healer, local jeweller and bed shop (?!).
I assume the local authority doesn't have the resources to prosecute but it's fascinating seeing them survive with no customers year after year.

megletthesecond · 09/07/2023 15:29

And a vape shop. That's dodgy as hell. Used to be sandwich shop in the middle of nowhere that couldn't make sandwiches when I walked in.

Babyroobs · 09/07/2023 15:31

Blimey if there's so much of this going on, surely the authorities must know about it. Or do they just turn a blind eye?

Againstmachine · 09/07/2023 15:39

Babyroobs · 09/07/2023 15:31

Blimey if there's so much of this going on, surely the authorities must know about it. Or do they just turn a blind eye?

Blind eye and a lot make a choice to ignore to due to the ethnicity of the people involved.

Allthegoodnamesarechosen · 09/07/2023 15:55

Ive just looked at Trip advisor for the always shut pub restaurant. They now have lots of glowing reviews, but oddly all from people who only have only submitted one or two reviews.

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