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To let them eat the cakes

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LittleMG · 23/06/2023 21:00

Tonight I made some cakes for my sons club he goes to. They are having a fun day tomorrow and tonight I rushed about and made some fairy cakes for the cake stall.

just before I was I was about to put the sprinkles on my 4 yr old son SAT ON THE CAKES. One cake was a bit bumcheeked but it was savable. At this point he’s just got out the bath and had pants on and was standing on a chair playing basketball (yes I know 🤦‍♀️)
About 5 minutes later he comes down the stairs and has shat himself. Yes this is my life.

Husband cleans him up I come back to kitchen and fuck which one was the bum cake. So now I’ve got cake Russian Roulette with a possible shitty bum
cake.

DH has taken him to bed and I’m just 🫠

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LittleMG · 23/06/2023 21:25

@bringincrazyback 🥂

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saltinesandcoffeecups · 23/06/2023 21:26

Reminds me of the time I was visiting my boyfriend’s parents over the holiday. My mum kindly made an extra gingerbread for me to bring. I had the pan in the back of the car (it was covered in foil) and my cat nicely stomped all over it.

When we got there I mentioned it in passing “I tried to bring gingerbread” she was great, she handed me a drink and sent her son to the car to get it. As we laughed at the little cat paw indentations she declared it not a problem and sprinkled the top with powdered sugar.

I honestly miss her, her son was a POS but she was amazing.

Sorry for your shitty cakes @LittleMG , may I suggest a drink? And yes do tell the story to everyone tomorrow. They’ll have similar to share!

heldinadream · 23/06/2023 21:30

Shave the tops off the cakes and pipe buttercream on the naked tops of the cakes, job's a good'n.
Marvellous laugh OP thanks! Specially the bit where your DH eats a cake and says he can't taste any shit. Good man. 😂

MrsHsGirl · 23/06/2023 21:31

OP this is exactly the sort of cluster fuck that happens in my house far too often 🤦‍♀️

Open the wine and buy a Colin the caterpillar on the way in the morning, then make all the mums piss themselves with this story!

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LittleMG · 23/06/2023 21:38

heldinadream · 23/06/2023 21:30

Shave the tops off the cakes and pipe buttercream on the naked tops of the cakes, job's a good'n.
Marvellous laugh OP thanks! Specially the bit where your DH eats a cake and says he can't taste any shit. Good man. 😂

@heldinadream at least my cooking doesn’t taste like shit 😂 👍

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2oreosandmilk · 25/08/2023 23:07

‘Sorry, incident with the cakes, Dc sat on them! Here are some shop bought cakes instead’

Bin them, no one wants poo cakes!

MarshyMcMarshFace · 25/08/2023 23:48

At least you hadn’t put the sprinkles on.

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