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to think that mosquitos should not be a thing in the UK?

129 replies

DonMosquiote · 16/06/2023 20:55

I've lived in England for many, many years and may have the odd midge bite. This year for the first time ever, there have been mosquitos - yes actual fuck off mosquitos with the high pitched wine and everythign - in the garden and as it turns out in the house.

This is why I am posting. One of the bastards got in my bedroom unnoticed and had some kind of major banquet on my upper hip when I was sleeping without a sheet. I don't know if it's a pile of bites or a bite on a bite on a bite - but it's a bad scene. It's so itchy and the centre (which is massive) is virtually hard with the multiple hive reaction. The sporners would wet themselves with excitement to see it.

How did this happen?

I've never known mosquitos in the UK. certainly not in suburbs.

As a realted qu - how can I find the culprit? I've tried a light on a night to lure it out but no joy. Where would it hide in a bed room

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JennyForeigner · 16/06/2023 22:09

Thanks OP because I hate the bastard things, am allergic to them and thanks to this thread had an extra hunt around and found one on the ceiling just above my pillow. You saved me.

We live on the cliffs and have a pond which we aren't allowed to do anything about because of newts, who need to pull their webby little fingers out. We have rabbits in the garden who have their own mosquito net.

WonderingWanda · 16/06/2023 22:09

We get them too. Last year I had 5 in a row one night dive bombing me everytime I turned the light off. Kept getting up, swatting one, laying down and buzz, along came another one. We even got rid of our pond hoping that would get rid of them but no joy.

RuperttheBearHug · 16/06/2023 22:09

I’ve had too much wine and read your post as the “odd minge bite.” Here for it.

NyanBinaryJohn · 16/06/2023 22:11

AlphaAlpha · 16/06/2023 21:57

Mozzies bite everyone, it's how the host reacts. I get really small bumps, like pimples but my husband gets huge welts.
So it's not that they like you (or not) it's how your body reacts to their saliva.

Yes. But I have noticed that my only extreme reactions have been in the UK. I did get bitten a fair amount on holiday (med) and ended up with sizeable bites, but nothing like my photo upthread. However, the mosquitos in the med were also immune to the scent of Jungle, whilst the mosquitos in the UK leave me alone when I cover myself and the bed in that stuff.

LunaLoveFood · 16/06/2023 22:12

I was bitten so much more at home in the UK than I did on safari in Kenya and that was 15 years ago!

jmh740 · 16/06/2023 22:13

I'm a ta in a school yesterday a pupil asked me if there are mosquitos in the UK I wasn't sure so asked goggle and there is apparently over 30 species native to the UK!

Popcorn121 · 16/06/2023 22:16

You see swarms of them here in East Anglia, above the dykes.

aliensprig · 16/06/2023 22:18

Lumperoo is my new favourite word.

We've got a stream at the bottom of our garden so I'm expecting the horde to arrive any day now.

NyanBinaryJohn · 16/06/2023 22:20

jmh740 · 16/06/2023 22:13

I'm a ta in a school yesterday a pupil asked me if there are mosquitos in the UK I wasn't sure so asked goggle and there is apparently over 30 species native to the UK!

I find this baffling! How do adults not know if there are mosquitos in the UK? Is education that poor?

There are only two places in the world without mosquitos: Antarctica and Iceland.

Nellieinthebarn · 16/06/2023 22:21

I used to live in the South East, always had proper grown up mosquitos in the summer. Perhaps climate change has extended their habitat further north.

MereDintofPandiculation · 16/06/2023 22:21

DonMosquiote · 16/06/2023 21:05

Really? We've never had them here ever - sort of central England/south ish.

Do you think it's perhaps had it's feast and flown off?

No. It's crimes have escalated.

first it was an ankle bite. then an knee. both overnight.

i recklessly was sheet less and it fucking got stuck in.

it's gross. several bites very very close together to make one enormous lumperoo.

I want to mash it into a pulp but first I have to find it.

Yes - have lots of Anithisan laddled on for the itching but doesn't help with the hivey lump on lump on lump.

That pattern of bites sounds more as if you have picked up a cat flea

DemonicCaveMaggot · 16/06/2023 22:22

I grew up in the 60's and 70's and remembe mosquitos getting into my bedroom in South East England and biting me. They are definitely something that has been around for ages. In the US we had bug screens on all the windows so we could open them without half the outdoor insect population joining us in the night. I wish we had them here.

Inanun2 · 16/06/2023 22:23

Hairbrushhandle · 16/06/2023 21:02

In our last house you couldnt out the light on after dark with windows open anywhere in the house or there would be hundreds of them within seconds - I'm guessing one of our neighbours had a pond. Eventually I had to put Velcro nets over the windows.

Same here, we have a river near by and drainage ditches along the roads and no street lights so loads of them come in if we have windows open after dark and any lights even light from TV on in house.
3 of us react badly to bites too just to make it worse.

Lacucuracha · 16/06/2023 22:23

We never leave doors open, because of mice and mosquitoes.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 16/06/2023 22:25

I remember them arriving in 1997! I clearly remember thinking wtf was this bite in the U.K?

Today 2 fuckers have bitten me. One on my knee and one on my arse. I don’t know how the bastard got through my big granny pants. But it did.

HundredMilesAnHour · 16/06/2023 22:31

Just reading this thread has starting me itching! 😂I've just closed all the windows in my flat to be on the safe side. I'd rather be hot than bitten.

onwardsup4 · 16/06/2023 22:31

shakespearetower · 16/06/2023 21:50

I live in the middle of the Square Mile and we get them. In fact, one summer's night (before an interview), a very hungry mosquito got into my bedroom and I got bitten on the eyebrow and top lip. I never knew the bastards bit faces, but it seems they do. My entire face swelled up and the interview panel looked horrified. And rightly so.

I now have a mosquito repellent plug-in switched on in each room in the flat from April to November.

*Even to this day I do not know why I did not cancel the interview.

Did you get the job ?

rabbithearted · 16/06/2023 22:32

Feels like I've stepped into an alternate timeline I could've sworn they didn't exist in the UK Blush

In the north never encountered them

jmh740 · 16/06/2023 22:34

NyanBinaryJohn · 16/06/2023 22:20

I find this baffling! How do adults not know if there are mosquitos in the UK? Is education that poor?

There are only two places in the world without mosquitos: Antarctica and Iceland.

I thought there was but she said her mum said there wasn't and I started doubting myself so looked it up, I don't remember ever talking about it in school or in the 10 years I've been a ta

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 16/06/2023 22:40

rabbithearted · 16/06/2023 22:32

Feels like I've stepped into an alternate timeline I could've sworn they didn't exist in the UK Blush

In the north never encountered them

They started coming over during one hot summer years ago. And they are definitely here. I’ve heard that bastard zzzzzz noise. And I’ve been bitten today and many other days. And I’m in the North too. Never got mozzie bites in U.K. until mid 90’s.

Now I’m just a mozzie snack shack

Blueberrylemoncake · 16/06/2023 22:41

With global warming we'll all have to get used to mosquitos!

GettingStuffed · 16/06/2023 22:44

Last night I had the first neeee of the season. I bought some insect repellent wipes and used them I'm pretty sure that the mozzie said six this and disappeared.
We get them as we're close to the Somerset levels, as the mosquito flies

Skyrim41 · 16/06/2023 22:53

Need a mosquito net over your bed if you want your windows open.

MerryHen · 16/06/2023 22:55

AlphaAlpha · 16/06/2023 21:57

Mozzies bite everyone, it's how the host reacts. I get really small bumps, like pimples but my husband gets huge welts.
So it's not that they like you (or not) it's how your body reacts to their saliva.

That's interesting, I always thought it was down to some people's pheromones being more attractive to them than others.

I've always been bitten. One camping trip I got eaten alive, we counted over 60 bites all over my body and DH had about five.

Growing up in East Anglia we would get mozzie larvae in any standing water left in the garden so I'm very paranoid about not leaving buckets etc upright in the garden now.

Anyway, you've reminded me why I should shut the window that DH opened. I'd rather be hot than food.