To remind you to not be a dick?

[Hardcopy89]

As above. Being polite. Could call the C word.

See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.

But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

I don’t have a dick so can’t be one.

Or you try not to be a cunt!

If this is a general musing the number of dickwads is certainly on the rise, and also the level of dickish behaviour has reached and all time high (low?) People are just a bit strange at the moment, and very horrible.

It's the witching hour on mumsnet. The weirdos posters are out to play.

Me too!

Who is being a dick?

'K

Let's all not be cocks now

We’ll as long as that’s all cleared up. JFC at least I’m drinking.

Whose been on the sauce ?! 😂

Ha! I'm 51, menopausal and have been waiting YEARS to not give a fuck anymore. I'll be a dick if I want to be. Fuck you! 🖕🏼😂

As long as you don't expect me to 'be kind'

@TeaKitten

Me too - what a disappointment 😂

The raccoon being marked as sensitive content on my phone made me laugh way more than it should have done.

Thank You!

My absolute favourite Christmas song. 🎄

There isn’t a thing about this I understand. Random pissed posts and Rocket the Raccoon. 🤷‍♀️ still, it’s been a while since we’ve had an old school pished MN thread.

Did someone call you a cunt, OP?

Were you being a dick?