I see their plan.....
Constant spotting over the last month plus a v heavy late (missed) period has driven me to the GP. Who wants all sorts of (not) exciting tests. She's now prescribed progesterone and I tried to collect the prescription only to find the pharmacy has an it failure and it's stuck in their system. Can't download it elsewhere, can't get it. I was tempted to burst in to tears but instead I went and got a really good ice cream. Then I was cycling home and saw a lovely toddler with his dad on a bike and I found myself thinking 'oooh wouldn't a baby be nice'
Now a baby would NOT be nice. I have three. Youngest 16. I don't need anymore and I've had three episiotomys. I've not been broody for 17 years.
BUT THEN I SAW THEIR PLAN! The ovaries are in cahoots to lull me in to thinking I'm past it then they'll launch a double assault to get me pregnant whilst I'm not looking. Before I know it I'd be one of those women unexpectedly up the duff in their late forties.
But oh no, not this time ovaries! You can sod off! AIBU?