Bastard neighbour’s barking dog revenge ideas

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CAVEAT: Lighthearted. This is fantasy ONLY. Revenge ideas on bastard neighbour, not the dog. I would never ever harm an animal but it’s owner on the other hand…

Give me your best revenge ideas. Bastard neighbour 1 looks like Gru from Despicable Me. Not a similarity l, identical if that helps spark ideas.

Let me set the scene. Across the road from us lives Gru. Beside him and a big set back from the road is Gru’s brother. Beside them again are Gru’s parents.

All three have dogs. Gru has a mid size yappy fucker. Gru’s brother has a horse of a dog that barks all fucking day because they leave it tied up in the garden. And lastly Gru’s parents have a small yappy fucker that barks at the breeze.

Im assuming familial deafness because all three fucking bastard dogs bark all day and they do nothing. Police have been, words have been had yet to no avail.

My only choice to cope is revenge fantasy. Tell me your best revenge plan.

Start buying minions teddies for the dogs and hand delivering them with a sweet smile and "thought this would help keep DDog entertained as he sounds bored"

Do it every time you find a cheap one and encourage all the neighbours to do the same

Report to the council, if the dogs continue to bark they will get taken away.

@GoodChat oooo clever! Seeing the dog shred the minion would be satisfying

Eventually you'll just see his garden full of shredded minions