Maybe I’m feeling sensitive as I’m under the weather at the moment but I’ve had enough ha ha
DH was cooking earlier and couldn’t find the mesh to the garlic press. He goes, ‘where have you hidden it’, I simply replied oh not sure not used it in ages used the lazy garlic this week. He adds, ‘well you’ve put it somewhere’
Later this evening, he’s washing his hands in the bathroom and calls through ‘what’s wrong with the soap, how’ve you managed to break it?’ I said, ‘oh, it’s new (bought it today) and I think the packaging is broken as it won’t unscrew and I’ve been meaning to find something to decant it into’. I then thought for a moment then called him out casually as that’s twice today that something has gone wrong for him that he should be able to troubleshoot by himself - he usually does - without consulting me, why is he automatically caused by me?
He can’t see the issue and said it’s just his phrasing and of course he doesn’t really think I’d deliberately hide the utensil!
Petty but has wound me up haha.