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Original poster

to clear out ds disgusting bedroom as he has had 6 months to do it and i am fed up with it being a tip and i am going to put my own stuff in there

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zippitrippitoes · 15/02/2008 11:28

..he lives with his sister round the corner and i am fed up with his shite that he can't be bothered to clear

there is loads of stuff his ex girlfriends knickeers, porn, loads of chargers and bank stuff, clothes, rubbish ...tho must of the above is alos rubbish

i am chucking the ex gf stuff and some other things

i was rather distracted by reading maxim mag tho lol

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zippitrippitoes · 15/02/2008 12:02

i cut a tea bag opwen its defintely not tea

it is like coal dust

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zippitrippitoes · 15/02/2008 12:02

and it feels hot

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zippitrippitoes · 15/02/2008 12:03

it didn't feel hot unti;l i tipped it out

how weird

is it some kind of hand warmer

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ruty · 15/02/2008 12:05

dried powdered tiger's testicles perhaps?

Clegg · 15/02/2008 12:09

snort it!

ZippiBabes · 15/02/2008 13:39

itd blakc i aint having that up my nose

very odd stuff

why would opening the tea bag mnake it heat up its not like it looked air tight

anyway i must get on with this task now i have got rid of the accountant

helenhismadwife · 15/02/2008 17:09

yanbu perhaps box or bin bag it all and take it round to him he can sort it out himself then, or leave it in front of his house with a free to collector sign on it boxes open so you can see the contents

ZippiBabes · 15/02/2008 17:18

i am going to do that...i nam into the wardrobe tho it is one of those nylon things with shelves and doesn't particlurlu have wardrobe things in it

i have found at least 6 phone chargers

helenhismadwife · 15/02/2008 17:20

or you could put it on ebay as a job lot and send him the link to it

ZippiBabes · 15/02/2008 17:30

lol im too mlazy for ebay but it would be a good idea

ZippiBabes · 15/02/2008 17:41

well i have found durex play lubricant sachets so kept them for me lol

BananaPudding · 15/02/2008 17:52

Zippi I have genuinely laughed at this thread. What a great attitude you have

NotDoingTheHousework · 15/02/2008 17:56

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ZippiBabes · 15/02/2008 18:16

i wish i was my mum..tho that would be weird

ZippiBabes · 15/02/2008 18:21

theres a really scary giant broen stretchy thing

i think it must be a duvet cover but i am a bit wary of the bedding in the wardrobe

i think i might just bundle it back up into a bin bag for hjim

shame as i could do with some new stuff..but i don't trust it

ZippiBabes · 15/02/2008 19:39

i have been rewrded i have found the other sony speaker so now i have a pair of very good speakers to attach to my laptop..and they belong to me

i also found my expensive headphones i havent seen for about 5 years

NotDoingTheHousework · 15/02/2008 19:44

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ZippiBabes · 15/02/2008 23:22

next willbe aboput 5 years

but maybe ill just go and fuck around south america for awhile first unless i can link with some nice guy first

ZippiBabes · 16/02/2008 16:47

i have found more treats shu uemura skin purifier brand new bottle of..and i have found out it is expensive make up remover

and the latest one a red book called

position of the day sex every day in every way

which amazingly has a diagram of a different sexual position for every day of the year

i have also acquired a rather expensive pencil sharpener which i can use for college

ChippyMinton · 16/02/2008 16:48
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ZippiBabes · 16/02/2008 19:50

right i have got everything ready to take round to him tomorrow

acouple more little gifts for me

a ysl little coin purse which is quite cute

a porn presumably dvd called kama sutra the blurb says

the kama sutra revelas sexual secrets that will not only change your sex life but affect life as a whole enlightening and explicit with over 30 sexual positions the secrets of the kama sutra will enhance your relagtionship etc etc

i have also filched the texas chainsaw massacre but it might be dubbed in chinese rather than just have chinese subtitles

a faithless cd

and for no reason at all as i don't like him escapology and madonna s hung up which i wont like either unfortunately we dont actually have the same taste in music

i am debating whether to try the other porn dvds

so apart from the fact it took me ages quite an enjoyable exercise

there is a sony digital dvd camera too but i can't believe that works or the walkman i don't really need that as i have a shuffle

ChippyMinton · 16/02/2008 19:52

You now have 395 sexual positions to try

ZippiBabes · 16/02/2008 19:57

lolol

i shall have a busy weekend next week

i also have quite a lot of sachets of flavoured lube to get through

there were more cds but they seem pants some hip hop or something tho i have takern the 8 mile soundtrack

oh rather bizarrely jimi hendrix voodoo child

and a punk band the distillers..tht might be more pleasing

oh and a couple of dvds the proposition and bringing out the dead which i might like

ZippiBabes · 16/02/2008 22:15

i am working my way through the cds

next i am going to put the batteries to use

i have found his teddy so i canpractice the sexual positions

ZippiBabes · 16/02/2008 22:15

unfortunately he is only 9 inches high