Yes, someone gets it!
Nothing wrong with privatisation. It's the civil servants who run the pseudo privatised industries that are the problem. Proper privatisation works, it's when the govt/civil service interfere that we get the inefficiencies, anomalies and down right stupidity.
Look at the railways. Whichever clown thought it was a good idea to pretend to privatise them, but retain control of what stations a particular train can stop at, what prices they set, what timetables they have to run, even what trains they were allowed to use, etc. That's not privatisation, it's still state control. It's stupid that it was fragmented so that different companies own the track, different companies responsible for maintenance, different companies owning the stations that other operators use, etc. Lots of different layers of management all working to strict rules, prices, etc controlled by central government.
Same with the NHS. I have annual diabetic eye tests, and almost every year it's a different trust running them, meaning different locations, different staffing and management etc. Last year it was the local ambulance trust who must have "won the contract", before then it was a hospital trust that was two counties away! The waste must be monumental in all the contract tendering, contract reviews, contract administration & management, recruitment of staff and then redundancy at the end of each contract, etc.
It's not "privatisation" that's the problem with utilities - it's the way that the government control them.
Real, genuine privatisation works well. Look at something like car insurance - plenty of competition, low risk people/cars pay less, higher risks pay more so there's an incentive to change behaviour etc to reduce your costs, i.e. buy a cheaper car, drive more carefully to reduce accidents, etc. The car insurance industry would be a failure if the outcome wasn't linked in any way to the input, i.e. if there was a single price everyone paid to a single govt controlled insurance company - no one would care what they drove or how carefully they'd drive, as they'd get the payout/repair anyway. That's what is wrong with the NHS - there's no incentive for people to take care of themselves, have a healthy lifestyle, etc., because they know the NHS will treat them no matter what they've done to cause themselves their health problems.