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Yes Minister

43 replies

jgw1 · 12/03/2023 08:56

Am I being unreasonable to start a thread just for this post I wrote a little while ago imagining how Humpherey and his Minister might deal with the Lineker situation?

Humpherey: Minister we have a bit of a situation.
Minister: What is that?
Humpherey: Gary Lineker has tweeted comparing us to 1930s Germany.
Minister: Who?
Humpherey: Gary Lineker - the footballer.
Minister: Oh that's ok no on listens to footballers anyway.
Humpherey: He presents one of the BBC's biggest programmes and has 7 million twitter followers.
Minister: Oh. Something must be done.
Humpherey: That is why I came in to ask what you would like doing.
Minister: Get the BBC on the phone I must tell them that they must tell this footballer that he is a very naughty boy and they must well I don't know sack him or at least make him apologise.
Humpherey: Very good Minister.
Some time later.
Humpherey: Minister the situation has developed somewhat.
Minister: What situation?
Humpherey: With Gary Lineker's tweets.
Minister: Well I told the BBC to tell him off, they did that?
Humpherey: Yes they did.
Minister: So the situtation has been solved.
Humpherey: Well Minister not exactly.
Minister: Why not exactly the BBC did sack him? We cannot have people saying we are Nazis.
Humpherey: The BBC have suspsended him from tonight's show.
Minister: Good.
Humpherey: Not exactly. Everyone to do with football at the BBC has walked out.
Minister. Good, no one likes football.
Humpherey: Many voters do. Remember you had to go and watch a match to pretend to be like the people.
Minister: I thought Manchester Town played very well. Is that who Lineker played for.
Humpherey: You watched Manchester City, and no Lineker played for Leicester and England.
Minister: Oh. What is the situation anyway.
Humpherey: More people are talking about how we are behaving like 1930s Germany.
Minister: What do they mean? Gassing people know.
Humpherey: Not that was in the 1940s Minister. They mean things like silencing people because they disagree with the government and stoking hatred to futher thier own ends, telling broadcaster what to say and so on.
Minister: Well we would not do that. We are British. That is the sort of thing that goes on in other countries. We are a bastion of democracy and free speech.
Humpherey. I will ring the BBC and tell them not to sack Lineker then.
Minister: Why?
Humpherey. Because you said we are a bastion of free speech and don't silence people.
Minister: Oh.

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MissyB1 · 12/03/2023 09:00

Brilliant! 😂
They need to bring that series back, it would be more relevant than ever!

jgw1 · 12/03/2023 09:10

Thank you.

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toomuchlaundry · 12/03/2023 09:11

They wouldn’t be allowed to, too mocking of the current Government

cakeorwine · 12/03/2023 09:13

So much of Yes Minister is still relevant to today

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/b009v0dc

It would be a courageous decision

jgw1 · 12/03/2023 09:14

toomuchlaundry · 12/03/2023 09:11

They wouldn’t be allowed to, too mocking of the current Government

Presumably the government have also banned HIGNFY.

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toomuchlaundry · 12/03/2023 09:16

I do wonder why Mock the Week was cancelled

RandomMess · 12/03/2023 09:24

My DH watched the whole serious recently (too young to watch it first time around) he claimed it was more of a documentary than fiction 🤣

He's a civil servant.

icanneverthinkofnc · 12/03/2023 09:30

RandomMess · 12/03/2023 09:24

My DH watched the whole serious recently (too young to watch it first time around) he claimed it was more of a documentary than fiction 🤣

He's a civil servant.

Grin
Cheesuswithallama · 12/03/2023 09:32

RandomMess · 12/03/2023 09:24

My DH watched the whole serious recently (too young to watch it first time around) he claimed it was more of a documentary than fiction 🤣

He's a civil servant.

It is and it is referenced often in my CS circles😉

No wonder since they keep throwing us under the bus

SerendipityJane · 12/03/2023 09:33

Yes Minister was one of the programmes that the PREVENT task force identified as extremist material

Your details have been recorded.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11764775/Yes-Minister-flagged-beleaguered-counter-terror-Prevent-scheme.html

cakeorwine · 12/03/2023 09:41

SerendipityJane · 12/03/2023 09:33

Yes Minister was one of the programmes that the PREVENT task force identified as extremist material

Your details have been recorded.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11764775/Yes-Minister-flagged-beleaguered-counter-terror-Prevent-scheme.html

It really wasn't

It was one of the programmes along with films that people who were identified as more likely to be referred to Prevent were recommended to watch, along with classic British films such as Dambusters etc. All part of being seen as being British. Like a reading list of classic British media

Roselilly36 · 12/03/2023 09:41

Aww what an amazing series that was, brings backs lots of memories. Yes, they don’t make them like that anymore.

Crumpetdisappointment · 12/03/2023 09:43

I think Yes Minster will always be relevent !

crumpet · 12/03/2023 09:43

RandomMess · 12/03/2023 09:24

My DH watched the whole serious recently (too young to watch it first time around) he claimed it was more of a documentary than fiction 🤣

He's a civil servant.

I worked at the BBC. So is W1A…

Aphrathestorm · 12/03/2023 11:45

It's one of my favourite ever programs.

PillBoxes · 12/03/2023 11:48

I was a Lady Humphrey in a former life. It is absolutely true to life.

Theelephantinthecastle · 12/03/2023 11:50

Hacker was actually very into football - there is a whole episode where he tries to save his local football club and Humphrey argues it's more important to subsidise opera

Theelephantinthecastle · 12/03/2023 11:51

I found the scene

DisappearingGirl · 12/03/2023 11:53

Fantastic OP 😂

jgw1 · 12/03/2023 11:54

DisappearingGirl · 12/03/2023 11:53

Fantastic OP 😂

Thank you.

I suppose if I was trying to be true to current Ministers, the Minister should have shouted abuse at Humpherey at some point and bullied him.

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IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 12/03/2023 11:56

@OP, you are a genius.

In fact, the genius of YM/YPM is that even now, any episode picked at random will have resonance with current affairs.

jgw1 · 12/03/2023 11:59

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 12/03/2023 11:56

@OP, you are a genius.

In fact, the genius of YM/YPM is that even now, any episode picked at random will have resonance with current affairs.

The original writers are the geniuses. I am just an immitator of their wonderful creation.

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IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 12/03/2023 12:08

I bet that would go viral if you stuck it on FB.

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 12/03/2023 12:08

@jgw1 don't underestimate yourself

jgw1 · 12/03/2023 12:09

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 12/03/2023 12:08

I bet that would go viral if you stuck it on FB.

If you want to share it elsewhere please do.

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