to hate Bill Grainger the aussie cook in his whiter than white smugage

[Cremolafoam]

god he makes me irrationally mad

Callisto and others...he must be gay, right?
Does he work for the Australian immigration board (or whatever it might be called)?

When I watch his programme, it is like he and his family live in a science fiction world where everyone has had a partial labotomy - mind you a lot of lifestyle telly is like that. Logans Run. Or is he on Soma (Brave New World). It is food and lifestyle porn of the highest order. Do the Australians watch it or is it only us vitamin-D deprived Brits who lap it up?

I'd love to see him lose his temper, foam at the mouth, or have a stomach upset, but he is too high, healthy and shiney on white linen, sunshine and fresh fish, fruit and vegetables. I can smell the wooden floors, the sea breeze and the lemon juice and erbs. How can someone so blond and childlike be such an astute businessman?

I am getting a bit sick of all these cookery and garden and design people who get us to buy their books and fund their designer lifestyle and then sell it back to us in the next book. I'm not paying for your next fitted show kitchen! I like Jamie Oliver but it is all getting a bit much.

Better out than in.

He was gay but then he converted. Apparently that is possible. Who knew.

This thread is 16 years old and Bill Grainger died a few months ago.

@Brettyboi69