Happiness Deliverer

[TheOrigRights]

AIBU to want to throw up at the person dealing with my exchange of goods is called a "Happiness Deliverer"?

There has been nothing happy about what they delivered.

At least it was a real person and not the "Happiness Deliverer Bot" I suppose!

You sound like a right grump. I'd recommend a few more deliveries and see if the happiness catches.

Sounds like a pseudonym for a sex worker or stripper frankly.

Makes me wonder what you were buying...

Oh. Well in that case, OP might want to try the self-checkout option next time.

YANBU and I can think of many things that aren't exactly "happy" things to have delivered. I felt the same way when I saw a customer support/complaints dept call center rep referred to as a" happiness engineer" 🙄

LOL...I am trying to spend a voucher which was given to me as thanks for participating in some research. It's for an over-priced sports apparel store (£60 for a running vest sort of thing).
They sent me the wrong item. You have to contact them to start the exchange process. The process involves emails from bots and then emails from the same bots asking how the bot did (so they can teach it). A phone call was an automated message telling me how they're upgrading and to be patient.

All done and the proper item arrives, but it doesn't fit. They don't do exchanges of exchanges (even though the first exchange was entirely their mistake). Because it was an exchange (and to keep track of not exchanging exchanges, it has a different order number prefix), I have to go through the whole contact/bot thing again.

You can't blame me for pulling a wry smile when I finally get a person who called themselves a Happiness Deliverer answering my query.

It's all QR codes and automated this and that.

I would not be surprised if they go bankrupt. Setting up an expensive sports clothing company right now is a bit of a gamble.

Ugh I hate this type of thing and thought it was a sex toy