Ex sents heartfelt letter. Guess who's on Bumble ???

[steamingirn]

So I know I should let sleeping dogs lie but I'd love a great comeback to this letter telling me how much he loves me, crying, not wanting to live but hey ho .... I just found him on bumble . AIBU to want to send a smart reply . I'm dying to ...
Please advise

Ignore. Ignore. Ignore!

100% this

Ignore would be best or else text back Goodbye BUMBLEbee

If you are feeling flush (£6.44) send him this.

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Been reading your letter. Uninterested in your situation. Must be mad to get back with you. Best if you move on. Look to the future. Everything will be fine.

"Read your letter, don't care, fuck off" would be my response.

Or send it back edited. Maybe add some big tears or a broken heart to his pic and some exerts from his profile. Using words from his letter?

Or just do that, show your mates. Have a giggle and move on

I'd laugh. Did he write this to you in a physical letter? Becuase I'd just send a screenshot of him on bumbl with hysterical laughing emoticons and a sarcastic, "yEaH, TotalLY WAnt Me. Haha"

just reply to any future messages with "bumble off"

Send your reply on Bumble.

Bee it ever so Bumble, there's no place like FUCK OFF

To clarify, that's my suggestion for a message. I'm not telling you to fuck off!

So why are you even still talking to him if he’s bumbled you? Let it go. Or if you must just say “You’ve been Bumbled”.

Not everyone who has a different take from you is thick. What sort of a way to speak to someone!

Personally I know a few people who have gone on dating sites to try to meet someone whilst being heartbroken over an ex.

So I didn't know if there was background as OP was quite brief.

Have a nice evening.

This. He’s perfectly capable of being in love with you and using a dating site whilst single. Do you think people with unrequited love should remain entirely celibate?

And say “buzz off”.

Its the sheer hypocrisy, as the vast majority of other posters have managed to figure out.

Imagined hypocrisy though. There isn’t actually any hypocrisy there.

There is. The fact you don't see it doesn't mean there isn't.

No words

Oh come off it. Look at like this, if you had a mate come to you and say:

”I’m so upset about my break up last year, I just can’t get over X, I love them so much. I’ve tried to move on and forget about them, I’ve tried to accept it’s over but I just can’t. I’ve tried online dating but I can’t find any interest in anyone. People message and all I do is compare them to X. I went on a date thinking I could give it a go but I had no spark and no interest. I just don’t want anyone except X”.

Would you really think “you’re a hypocrite, you can’t possibly love her if you’re online dating”? Of course you wouldn’t.

Many women have posted on this forum saying they’re in love with someone (an ex, a friend, a colleague etc) and mentioned that they’re also online dating. I don’t think anyone has ever called them a hypocrite for it.

@WindscreenWipe if he was crying to his ex and begging her to take him back at the same time I would tell him he can't be all that invested. Also not fair on the poor Bumble women to string them along if he's still hopelessly in love with ex.

Ok then. How strange.

Some great comebacks there .
I am actually insulted that he thinks he can fill Me with such tripe and yet put himself out there to date again.
He also contacted his ex( that he allegedly hated ) I finished it but told her it was over for good and glory and asked to meet her.
Still haven't decided what to respond. Some excellent choices here ! It will me to ignore him. I hate he thinks he can make a fool out of me like that.