I am a teacher and I think school uniform rules are ridiculous. I'm sick of being told to fight teens over the most picky, silly rules: "yes your shoes ARE mostly black but because of that one stripe of red I'm afraid they aren't allowed so please make sure you are wearing all black shoes tomorrow"; "no you can't wear that jacket with the small, inoffensive logo - it needs to be plain or one with a school logo"; "that skirt is the wrong style...yes, I know it's to your knees but please cast your eye over the selection of skirts the school have deemed appropriate and yours isn't there...". As if I don't have enough to fucking do, I end up spending half the sodding lesson arguing with teens over what they are wearing. It's utterly pointless and a huge distraction from what we all should be focussing on!
In my opinion, uniform should be as follows:
- schools can pick their colour and sell a blazer with their logo in that colour. The blazer should be worn in assembly and for smart occasions eg school photos and events. The rest of the time, it's optional (sick to bloody death of being asked 'miss can I take my blazer off?' why make them ask???).
- the rest of the uniform doesn't need a logo. Pupils should wear plain clothes in the specified colours. Get rid of shirts and ties - they are always messy. Untucked, unbuttoned, being messed about with. Kids hate them. A plain t shirt or polo shirt, plain jumper/hoody and plain trousers. Joggers included. Honestly I'd be tempted to get rid of skirts entirely but I know some girls much prefer them so fine - but I'd specify knee to maxi length to get rid of the too-short ones. Emphasis on everything being plain - no patterns, garish logos or slogans. I'd be fine with small, barely noticeable logos though and allow teachers to use common sense with this.
-Shoes - flat and closed toe. That's it. Let them wear trainers. Who cares. I work much better when I'm comfortable and I used to hate school shoes with a passion. I now wear flat, fur lined boots which are a godsend in the cold. I think the kids should be allowed the same.
- outdoor coats: whatever as long as it's warm!! Ffs no one else has to justify what they wear to and from their place of work. Again, using common sense, nothing with offensive slogans or wholly impractical for moving around the school site eg floor length faux fur or whatever, but other than that, wear what's warm and comfy!!!
At primary level, basically my son's current PE kit: hoody, t shirt, joggers or leggings, trainers. They all look so much more comfortable on PE day. That's it. Again, maybe a smart jumper with a logo to buy for smart occasions. They are small children, they don't need to look smart every single day.
Basically, comfort and practicality should be the main point, not making kids fit some ridiculous aesthetic. I know there are issues with some kids wearing more expensive stuff, but that happens with uniform anyway - someone in crazily expensive black shoes and someone is asda's school shoes range. I'd try to counter it with everything being plain.
This has been a bit of a rant - uniform is a massive bugbear for me 