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what was the silliest thing you did when you were younger?

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bigmistake12345 · 05/01/2023 16:47

lighthearted thread!

what was the silliest, daftest or riskiest thing you did when you were a child, or even in the past when you were younger?

I was very, very young (junior school age, around 9, maybe younger) and watched an older sibling apply fake eyelashes and was really jealous- obviously I wasn't allowed access to them. I 'borrowed' a set from my sisters room, went onto youtube, watched how to apply them and decided to try and use my gluestick to apply them which unsurprisingly didnt stick them down so in my wisdom I moved onto the next most logical thing- superglue from my dads cupboard. I don't know why I didnt realise it would be dangerous, I just thought it would be a great idea and I would have lovely big eyelashes and I would be popular at school. I think I must have thought that superglue was the same as the glue people put their eyelashes on with. Unfortunately that didnt happen, and I rubbed superglue onto my eyelid and tried to stick the fake eyelashes onto it- only to find my eye was now glued shut. I was told at the hospital that I was very, very lucky that the glue was only on my eyelid and since it was sealed shut, hadn't gone on my eye-ball at all.

That was easily the stupidest thing, although I have heard stories of others doing it too so at least I wasn't the only daft child that wanted fake eyelashes!

I also used to play on ice as a child which we never thought of as being dangerous, and we climbed huge trees and had absolutely no fear of falling from so high! Now as an adult I hate heights and I feel queasy looking over the side of the escalator.

so, what silly, daft, embarrassing or frankly dangerous things did you do when you were younger? 🙂

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stopbeeping · 05/01/2023 21:34

Oh I got kicked out of an enter shikari concert twice

Once in Ireland for being naked
Once in Switzerland for crowd surfing, ended up with a serious concussion at hospital

stopbeeping · 05/01/2023 21:35

Azurehawker · 05/01/2023 20:23

sat on a random pony in a field near my house.. ended up with my leg broken In 2 places. I knew my leg was broken because I heard it break when I hit the ground but didn’t want to admit how it happened because I knew I’d get in trouble. My friend ran to get my mum and we told her I’d tripped over. My mum didn’t believe my leg could be broken from a trip so didn’t take me to hospital for over 24 hours. I was in again but I refused to tell her the truth about what happened! She still doesn’t know the truth 🤣

Hahahahahahahahaaahaha

AramintaLee · 05/01/2023 21:45

When I was ~7 years old I insisted my Mum trust me to pop to the shop for her as she needed a few bits (bread and yogurt) and I wanted to be all grown up.

I took her money and let my friends pressure me into buying a Puppy in my Pocket with it and used what was left to buy the cheapest (and I mean the cheapest) bread and yogurt.

I threw away the receipt and then tried to convince my Mum the extremely shit bread and yogurt cost £5.

I was stupid in various regards...

1/ For thinking my Mum was an idiot. She saw through me within about 4 seconds
2/ For letting my friends pressure me into doing something I knew was wrong
3/ I didn't even like dogs but was just pretending I did because my best friend did.
4/ The Puppy in my Pocket was a sausage dog and I already had like 3 of them.

I was grounded for a week but the shame is eternal.

Fucking Puppy in my Pocket.

MaybeSmaller · 05/01/2023 22:30

Regularsizedrudy · 05/01/2023 21:05

I’m really curious how old (read, young) you are that YouTube existed when you were nine 🤯

YouTube started in Feb 2005 so someone turning nine that year would be 27 this year.

(Sorry, I know this isn't a "things that make you feel old" thread!)

iklboo · 06/01/2023 13:02

Went to a friend's house aged 14. Her older cousin gave us vodka & cokes. I got very drunk. Made it home (she only lived across the road) and went straight to bed.

I woke up in the middle of the night, fell sick, sat up and threw up all over my duvet. I thought I'd get into so much trouble so I turned the duvet over, sick side down and got back into bed.

Phos · 06/01/2023 13:13

Put my roller blades on, straddled the back wheel of my bike, holding onto the saddle and allowed my mate to pull me down a steep road. First time was fine, second time I lost balance and fell onto the wheel. You can imagine I was rather sore down below. Thank goodness I was wearing jeans!

Cotswoldmama · 06/01/2023 13:25

Lots of silly things! When I was about 4 I was sat on the doorstep drawing and I had an old shoe box full of arty things. My mum called that dinner was ready and for some reason I decided to use the blunt round ended early learning centre scissors to cut my fringe. I just grabbed a bit at the front and chopped, then just walked into the kitchen as if nothing had happened!
My mum had some body shop perfume the kind that was in a tiny circular bottle and there was a thin plastic stick applicator thing attached to the lid. For some reason I decided it was some sort of mascara. So I put it in my sister's eyes who not surprisingly cried. Then to prove it shouldn't hurt because it's mascara I put it in my own eyes!
Another time my mum called to me it was time for a bath. I was playing with our cat so carried him upstairs, my mum told me to take him downstairs but I decided it would be quicker to put him down the bannister! He scratched me all up my arms trying to cling on in fear!

purpledalmation · 06/01/2023 13:32

Get drunk (I never drank much) and got grabbed by a gross bearded man outside the pub. All I remember was his tongue down my throat before my friends dragged me away.

Echobelly · 06/01/2023 13:41

When I was about 6 I took a box of matches into school because friends and I thought if we set fire to the school at the end of the day, no one would get hurt and then we wouldn't have to go to school. I wasn't a psychopath, honest - we just didn't understand that a) there would still be people in school at the end of the day b) we'd still have to go to school somewhere c) fires would be investigated by someone - and fortunately we also didn't understand how to set fire to things. Even if it had got to trying (which it wouldn't have) we'd have just stood there trying to set light to a brick wall or something rather than heading for the - I'm sure extremely flammable - curtains.

As it was, a teacher saw my friend striking one of the matches in the playground and we all got a big telling off and a lecture I will never forget about how our teacher knew someone who'd been horribly disfigured by burns. If it had happened in this day and age we'd probably have all been carted off for psychiatric assessment about why we wanted to destroy the school and harm people, but honestly it was just childish curiosity about 'what if?' plus total ignorance of the reality of the action.

The really stupid things is was that it wasn't as though any of us especially disliked school or anything.

ChocChipOwl · 06/01/2023 13:54

I was 13 and my mum wouldn't let me buy 'Sun In' or anything to bleach my hair

So I did it myself. With Domestos.

forlornlorna1 · 06/01/2023 21:55

ChocChipOwl · 06/01/2023 13:54

I was 13 and my mum wouldn't let me buy 'Sun In' or anything to bleach my hair

So I did it myself. With Domestos.

Omg lol did it fall out?

whoruntheworldgirls · 06/01/2023 22:01

At around 21 would walk home from town (York city centre) at 3am ish and take narrow side streets while wearing headphones. Bloody lucky nothing ever happened to me.

SnuggleBuggleBoo · 06/01/2023 22:05

I wanted to read after bedtime so pulled my duvet up over my overbed lamp and read in a cosy den - damn nearly set the bed on fire!

frostyfours · 06/01/2023 22:07

Pierced my own belly button with a needle and block of ice as my only tools. It was a rubbish result and I still have the scar.

frostyfours · 06/01/2023 22:08

iklboo · 06/01/2023 13:02

Went to a friend's house aged 14. Her older cousin gave us vodka & cokes. I got very drunk. Made it home (she only lived across the road) and went straight to bed.

I woke up in the middle of the night, fell sick, sat up and threw up all over my duvet. I thought I'd get into so much trouble so I turned the duvet over, sick side down and got back into bed.

ConfusedEnvyShock

SnuggleBuggleBoo · 06/01/2023 22:12

Mentalpiece · 05/01/2023 20:12

When I was eight, I tried to copy Mary Poppins by leaping out of my bedroom window with my dad's opened golf brolly.
When I hit the grass, I realised that.....
A. Umbrellas don't make you fly.
B. Grass doesn't stop your ankles breaking when leaping from heights.

Ouch! I was this close to jumping off the landing banisters with a bin bag acting as my parachute. Thank God I never actually did it, but I was so tempted.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 06/01/2023 22:18

This was a friend, decades ago now.,
Found some funny looking white things in one of her mother’s drawers, with handy little loops at each end. If you put one on your head with the loops round your ears, they looked a bit like the little fluffy hats that were fashionable at the time.
She went to meet her mother from work - proudly wearing a sanitary towel on her head! Her poor mother - surrounded by workmates - was utterly mortified.

purpledalmation · 06/01/2023 22:34

Stared at the centre of an old fashioned light bulb (alight) to see the wattage. Have a permanent blind spot on my retina.

haggisbreath · 06/01/2023 23:05

As a teenager, maybe around 13, was making toast in the toaster. I noticed how red the filaments inside the toaster were an, completely unthinkingly, touched one with the knife I was holding. Thankfully it had a plastic handle and the only thing that happened was the power fused. Straight away I realised what I'd done and couldn't believe I hadn't realised that it would - I was a fairly aware and intelligent teenager believe it or not Hmm

chocolatenutcase · 06/01/2023 23:10

I was travelling alone age about 23. I had a day stop over in Fiji so caught a bus into the main town. I got chatting to a lady on the bus who told me that as it was Sunday all the shops were closed so would I like to come to her house. I accepted, was fed. Offered a sleep on the sofa. I woke up later and they ordered me a taxi to the airport. Can't believe how naive I was!

tobee · 06/01/2023 23:19

Decided plucking my eyebrows was too painful. Used Jolen cream bleach instead with the. Much hilarity from family and school mates as I walked around looking with tiger eyebrows for a week or so. Attempt to cover over with eyebrow pencil didn't really cut it.

tobee · 06/01/2023 23:21

tobee · 06/01/2023 23:19

Decided plucking my eyebrows was too painful. Used Jolen cream bleach instead with the. Much hilarity from family and school mates as I walked around looking with tiger eyebrows for a week or so. Attempt to cover over with eyebrow pencil didn't really cut it.

Stupid typos

Janie1962 · 06/01/2023 23:22

Aged 17, skinnydipping in the North Sea. In January.

Lockeddownagain · 06/01/2023 23:30

A boy in our town had this massive crush on me he used to write me letters and even befriended my mum (she was athe local college) I was always really rude to him and actually it was really creepy
One new years eve I snogged him for hours I was hammered but sometimes I think bad to that moment and roll my eyes at myself. He was so hurt when I became my sober arsehole self and wouldn't speak to him again

Snowpaw · 06/01/2023 23:32

jumped off a harbour wall 15ft into the sea.