Generic DHs

[TheShellBeach]

Whenever I see the word "DH", a mental image of a man wearing dark grey trousers and a white shirt comes into my mind.
He always looks a bit guilty and as if he's trying (unsuccessfully) to persuade someone about something.
What does your generic DH look like?

No idea really but I do like your thinking, i will try and think next time I see it and will post back

My generic DH is also about 40, with dark, slightly untidy hair.
So nothing like my actual DH in fact.

Jeans and checked shirt. General disheveldness about him, and a bit overweight but not unattractive.

He's a bit plump, not fat just dad bod.

He's wearing an old tshirt and joggers.

He's stood in a doorway eating a yoghurt.

He looks confused and a bit surprised. Like He's just walked into the room and he's getting a right earful for something he may or may not have done.

Maybe his wife is writing a thread about his latest transgression.

"He's stood in a doorway eating a yoghurt"

That made me laugh. It looks like you have a definite picture in mind.

Depends if he sounds like a prick or not.

Slight overhang
Slightly balding

Depends on what the OP is saying about DH.

If it's a general life post then the image I have of general DH is late 30s/40s, dark hair, dad bod, wearing jeans and a jumper.

😂 This is what I will picture forevermore… eating a yoghurt 😂

Late 30's/early 40's Tall, dark, caring and shares chores.

Ah. The perfect DH.

I'm now having to add a yoghurt and a spoon to my generic DH.

I thought you meant geriatric dhs

We could include them, for variety.

I always picture like my DH unless they are writing about an abusive arsehole.

Shorts all 12 months of the year regardless of snow and sub zero temperature, nicely kept short beard, always on the go. Oh and I totally get the yoghurt thing too. I can just picture my DH leant against the doorway, telling me about his latest home project whilst eating a yoghurt 😂

Brilliant idea for a thread @TheShellBeach

Mine fall in to a couple of categories - any posts moaning about DH ‘hobby’ bring a taut-buttocked MAMIL to mind, in situ on his horrid little hard seat with wraparound shades and slipstream helmet.

General DH - a bit like Dom from Steph and Dom Goggleboxers at various stages in his life; louche, a good head of hair, maybe a nice Malbec in hand. Red trousers if the poster sounds posh enough.

Love-rat or abusive DH - cartoon baddy/Eastenders-style villain.

I think generic MN DH looks like Jason Manford. Bit boring, ‘high earner’ 😏 and obsesses about his ‘niche hobby’ which will just be bloody cycling or golf 🤣

Drives a large but not cool car (maybe a Vauxhall insignia or similar), wears chinos and jumpers, often throws his arms in the air in exasperation while saying things like “I’m not a mind reader!” and mulls over whether to get a conservatory. Probably lives in a soulless new estate somewhere like Ebbsfleet.

Has a signature dish but can't knock up beans on toast.

My generic DH throws his arms in the air, in exasperation.
Perhaps he'll have to stop doing that now he's got a yoghurt in his hand.

Oh the generic DH is a bit like Morpheus (Tom Sturrige) in Sandman

At least no one is saying Kevin from Motherland 🤣🤣

Wearing 90's jeans, bit of glaikit look on his face. Slightly stocky. Not bad looking.

Definitely glaikit.