How do you have your toast

[summer788]

Mines is warburtons blue packet bread in the toaster for 2 minutes cooled down then butter so it doesn't melt. My friend thinks that's disgusting aibu

YABU😮

I can't stand butter on cold toast 🤢

I have Lurpak melted into hot crunchy toast.

YANBU about the butter but I prefer my bread toasted under a gas grill.

Cheap butter doesn't bother me but I do like lurpak

Toast. The food of the gods. Warbies toastie. Toaster till darkish brown. Salted lurpak buttered straight away.

Either cheese spread or marmalade

You sound like my DM - exactly like her. I agree that the blue warburtons is the best of white sliced but what the fuck is the nice thing about cold toast with hard lumps of unmelted butter!? That’s rank!

I almost never have toast but, when I do, I have something major on it (like smashed avocado and a poached egg or creamy mushrooms). The toast is just a vessel for me. I get the seeded sensations loaf most of the time.

I call that hotel toast.

I like hotel toast but most important it has to be toasted. We've had this post recently so I have dejavu.

Medium toasted; butter or margarine when warm topped with marmite.

I'm with you. Toast the bread, let it cool until almost cold, spread pure butter, sometimes spread marmalade. Perfect.

Or post birth toast!

Cold by the time you get to spread your butter.

Sprouted grain with peanut butter, honey and banana.
if as an indulgence it's challah with a good quality strawberry or sour cherry jam and a cup of strong tea.

Light to medium toasted, butter applied immediately then extra salt sprinkled on because no salted butter is quite salty enough for me.

Should be brown bread, HAS to be nice butter but agree with you - toast cooled down so butter doesn't melt!

Lightly toasted, butter has to melt, and be actual proper butter.

OR

Hotel roast where it's so cold it's chewy and the butter looks like cheese.

M&S thick white sliced, reasonably well toasted, M&S spreadable butter (no oil etc) then any of a selection of spreads

• English honey
• lime marmalade
• marmite, especially the new one with truffle
• various jams but never strawberry as that should only be eaten in the afternoon

If I have marmite, that has to come first and another slice, if I have one, has to come second if the spread is sweet. Savoury followed by sweet

Medium Granary, left to cool until crispy.
Apricot jam, no butter.

Toasted

I let mine cool too

Orally

Oh stoppit. I want toast now................. I have already had some so it's not going to happen. Damn this thread !

Warburtons toastie thick (orange pack) toasted to a nice light golden colour.
Butter spread immediately so it's melted in and topped with smooth strawberry jam 😋😋
More butter to the amount of jam. Served with a large mug of tea, perfect 👌

I also like Warburtons - no sugar wholemeal. Toasted until almost black and flaming. With fresh unsalted butter.

I just want to make sure all the Marmite lovers have seen this