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To ask if squatting on the toilet to do your business is really a thing?

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AmazonPrim · 23/12/2022 01:03

I visited a suppliers office for work (a major British company with a swank Central London head office). I used one of the loos in the lobby (there was 3 unisex loos, each with their own separate door and sink inside completely separate from the next).

On the back of the door was a sign showing a person squatting with their feet on the seat and a line drawn through it to indicate no squatting. Like this was a common problem they were dealing with? Do people actually squat with both feet on the seat to do their business on a western style toilet?! I know squatting toilets are common in parts of Asia, but they are on the ground. If I tried to squat on a western toilet I would no doubt fall in and break my ankle Confused

This brought my thoughts back to about 15 years ago when I dated an Asian guy. We went to his mums house to visit her and his sister. His dad was away on business so it was just the mum and sister at home. I went to use the toilet and the seat was up which I thought was a bit weird since there were no men in the house. Anyway, I put it down, did my business and came back and we visited and ate lunch. I went back to the loo again before we left and the seat was up again. My boyfriend at the time hadn't been to the toilet the entire time we were there. So why was the seat up again??

I didn't have the confidence to ask him, but the first scenario about the signs in the office loos got me thinking about this situation as well.

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sashh · 23/12/2022 13:20

Fuwari · 23/12/2022 07:10

I’ve seen this sign everywhere in Japan. What gets me is the pic where you’re facing the back of the toilet, it’s clear the bum isn’t even over the loo! So it amazes me that people need to be told not to shit on the floor! Yes, people have different ways of using a toilet but surely anyone can see that your business needs to go into the loo!

I think the facing the back is for pee rather than poo.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 23/12/2022 13:24

blameless Grin

Newwardrobe · 23/12/2022 13:25

ILoveeCakes · 23/12/2022 01:36

You're missing the point. If I took the time to read up on the science of pooing (maybe I'll get to this topic if I live to 1000 years old!) I'd then take 2 mins to try it out. I don't believe you'd spend all this time reading about pooing (why anyway?) and then not even take one Euro squat out of scientific curiosity.

What else do you read up about? But then not do?

It's quite a well known fact that bringing your knees up makes it easier, aI can't remember where I heard about it though, I haven't tried it myself either.

MightyMiss · 23/12/2022 13:26

I worked for years in the Caribbean and we had this issue with the girls standing on the toilet seats. We literally had to show them how to use a toilet as many at home just had outside holes in the ground in a hut.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 23/12/2022 13:26

I presume that places requiring users to put toilet roll in a bin also make sure that the bins are emptied very regularly - just like you get rid of a used nappy ASAP and don't just leave them on your kitchen worktop to spread the joy until you have a week's worth.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 23/12/2022 13:31

I think the facing the back is for pee rather than poo.

Surely, men would just stand, wouldn't they; and any woman with the ability to aim accurately and get it all safely in the pan from that angle is probably capable of standing as well!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 23/12/2022 13:35

Some people (and I very much include Westerners in this) do seem to just view the toilet itself as a decorative feature in a small room that you use to do the necessary wherever and however you like - simply there to provide a bit of atmosphere rather than the exact place for the main event.

sashh · 25/12/2022 00:41

amigababy · 23/12/2022 13:15

Also, on a Virgin train, I was totally freaked out by the robot lady voice talking to me in the toilet. No need!

Particularly the note to not flush your goldfish or dreams away.

One place I worked the disabled toilet had a sign on it saying, "please leave this toilet how you would like to find it" I used to think, "If I win the lottery I'll have a foot spa and TV installed in here, just for a jolke"

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