Don't worry everyone... I found what all the DH's need for Xmas... Hurry while stocks last!!!

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Just browsing the Diesel website and I found it for you all. £98. You're welcome!

Crossed arms isn't it ?

It's mens arms wrapped around the wearer.

£100 seems a um, bargain for the ugliest t-shirt ever to have been created.

I saw this beautiful jacket being modelled by Kendall Jenner the other day. If it looks like this on a supermodel imagine how flattering it will be to the average woman. The giant saggy titted jacket.

I think I'm getting old...

I also see two elbows or heels or bum cheeks. Very confusing image!

Oh my word 😂Thank goodness I'm WFH on my own lap top 😬

Now I can see that it’s crossed arms from PPs but it’s way too zoomed in!

It is honestly one of the worst things I’ve ever seen!

Oof what a beauty! And a bargain to boot 😂

wtaf

Lovely.
A wonky beer gut.
Well done OP, that's spectacularly awful
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Having looked briefly at that website - are these supposed to be (homo)erotic elbows? Certainly do nowt for me, and my DH is out at the mo so I can't check with him.

I thought it was belly fat 😂 super flattering

Also loving the very slimming jacket @ShoveAHollySprigUpYourBum posted 🤣would look super on me 🤦‍♀️

I’ll still never get over these and want to know if anyone actually brought them.

tbh, I've probably looked like that in stuff that I (erroneously) thought would cover my flaws and bumps…

Bloody hell, I cannot believe my safe search allowed that website through 😳 while it blocks some perfectly innocuous ones. Virgin media need to examine their life choices.
I would love to see the sales figures for these types of monstrosity

Don't go clicking Tom of Finland at work.

Another person who thought it was belly fat!

Is it how to look like the poo emoji? 💩

tbh, I've probably looked like that in stuff that I (erroneously) thought would cover my flaws and bumps…

I'm not fat, I've just got big elbows?

OMG! If you happened to be well endowed, that would look like you're wearing a spare tyre sound your chest!

They can't seriously expect to sell any?!

They couldn't shift that abomination in a Primark clearance sale

It looks like an ironic version of the comedy six-pack printed aprons for middle aged beer bellied men to wear, only this is the 'morbidly obese' tshirt version for the slim.

"my DH is out at the mo so I can't check with him."

Yes, just check with him when he gets home, Errol. If he doesn't quite see the folded arms thing, he's bound to go for the mutant pregnancy chic vibe anyway.

Sadly they didn't have the t-shirt in DH's size... after all that! But at least I found my optical illusion tiger tights - at a reduced price! The sales have started early. Can't think why?

The Jenner jacket gives somewhat the same effect as that false-boobed Canadian teacher.

I thought it was rolls of fat too.

I thought it was part of a Jabba the Hutt costume.

erotic elbows

This has killed me 😂