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Cwenelle?

80 replies

Spermysextowel · 15/12/2022 21:57

I’ve just seen a Waitrose advert for a blood-orange & chocolate cwenelle. AIBU to be deeply offended?

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AppleDumplingWithCustard · 15/12/2022 22:56

I’ve read the entire thread and still don’t have a fucking clue. 🤷‍♀️

SheilaWilde · 15/12/2022 22:59

I can't add anything to the pronunciation of quenelle apart from always 💭 nag it was a qu sound not a k sound. But I did get a bargain Christmas tree in Waitrose today, half price and a pizza for £1.62 (I was amused by the random reduced price) and £2 off of a thing I can't remember the fucking name of!! It's a Christmas related thing you eat that's German. I've lost the word. You win an After Eight for giving me the bloody word.

Lwren · 15/12/2022 23:07

Isn't it as in quenelle or Rocher if you're doing it one handed?
I'm sure someone with more fine dining experience than Marcus Wareing will be here soon to set everyone straight.

Catmummyof2 · 15/12/2022 23:16

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VestaTilley · 15/12/2022 23:20

YABU. I thought this was going to be a thread about misspelling quenelle, but it’s not.

YABU - a quenelle is a term for food, usually a quenelle of ice cream shaped with spoons.

UsingChangeofName · 15/12/2022 23:22

MoominFeatures · 15/12/2022 22:42

My brain is too broken to understand what is happening. Or why. Or in what order.

(Maybe I need to dip into my q-pon balance to buy a slice of blood orange and white choc fknelle to restore order)

This.

Although, also this is where my mind went when it appeared in 'Active Threads', too
I thought this was going to be a baby name thread

Fizzadora · 15/12/2022 23:28

Qué?

Jimmyneutronsforehead · 15/12/2022 23:28

TrentCrimm · 15/12/2022 22:06

I think it should be pronounced
K'nelle

like Fuk'nelle

Someone from Oxford dictionary should hire you 🏆

EcafTnuc · 15/12/2022 23:30

onepieceoflollipop · 15/12/2022 22:02

It’s just a pudding/dessert

Just a dessert for 16 fucking quid!!!

I’m offended by the price but nowt else.

HouseBuyingNovice2022 · 16/12/2022 08:01

EdvardMunchsMuse · 15/12/2022 22:49

I'm with moomin.
????

Relieved it’s not just me!

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE - WE MADE IT!!!!!!!!

Iwanttoslowdown · 16/12/2022 08:06

I thought this a baby name thread.

FuckabethFuckor · 16/12/2022 08:10

Iwanttoslowdown · 16/12/2022 08:06

I thought this a baby name thread.

”We named you after Daddy’s favourite fancy pudding.”

knittingaddict · 16/12/2022 09:07

Iwanttoslowdown · 16/12/2022 08:06

I thought this a baby name thread.

So did I. Says a lot about the alternative universe that is the baby name forum.

Going back to the subject. I thought a quenelle was that vaguely 3 sided shaped blob of food that chefs are always creating on Masterchef and Great British Menu. I've never seen it written down, but they always seem to say it with a qu not a k. Are all the expert wrong?

knittingaddict · 16/12/2022 09:11

Having googled it, it does seem to start with a k sound.

knittingaddict · 16/12/2022 09:14

It's probably Gregg's fault. It seems like someone who would miss-pronounce a word like that.

It must be a common problem because how else would I know that it was spelt with a qu?

TrashyPanda · 16/12/2022 09:19

Spermysextowel · 15/12/2022 22:16

It should be kernelle, not cwenelle. Don’t get me started on choritho or choritso. Cwenelle is the last straw. And I doubt there’s been much spoon-action happening in this thing.

Why would you stick a random “r” into it?
that doesn’t make any sense.

viques · 16/12/2022 09:23

PondintheRain · 15/12/2022 22:09

I’m an addict. The season is so short I go overboard daily.

Me too, can’t usually be arsed with proper oranges,but come the blood orange season I am at the front of the queue.

or should that be queue-nelle.

PrincePrecious · 16/12/2022 09:24

I suppose it's the anglicised version of a French word? Like we say 'Pariss' not 'Paree'

Notanotherone6 · 16/12/2022 09:56

Are you alright, love?

Fairislefandango · 16/12/2022 10:15

Not sure why people are so baffled. OP saw an advert, on which the word 'quenelle' was pronounced incorrectly. That's it. Yes, it's pretty trivial, but so are about 75% of MN threads!

RunDownRita · 16/12/2022 10:19

It's pronounced k'nell, as it's French. Also allows you to do the "four quenelles" joke.

It's an odd thing to call that Waitrose pudding. Presumably those blobs on the top are the quenelles but it's strange to call the whole dish a quenelle.

MrsSkylerWhite · 16/12/2022 10:22

All hope is lost?

🤣🤣🤣

RaRaRaspoutine · 16/12/2022 10:44

Is everyone on the sherry already???

EnyoClytemnestra · 16/12/2022 10:50

should be kernelle, not cwenelle. Don’t get me started on choritho or choritso. Cwenelle is the last straw.

No, it should not. Ask a french person

WatchoRulo · 16/12/2022 10:51

FallopianTubeTrain · 15/12/2022 22:00

I thought this was going to be a baby name thread

😂

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