To think this knitted chicken nugget is the greatest knitted chicken nugget you’ve ever seen!!

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Inspired by a lively discussion on another thread I give you my greatest accidental Vinted discovery:

A CHENILLE KNITTED CHICKEN NUGGET.

So, am I being unreasonable to ask if this is not the greatest knitted chicken nugget you’ve ever seen?

YABU: I’ve seen better knitted chicken nuggets.
YANBU: It’s the best knitted chicken nugget I’ve had the pleasure of seeing.

Let’s try and keep this lighthearted as I do t doubt people will have strong opinions, and please feel free to share your own greatest online tat homemade discoveries! Link here

**NB Full disclosure: I don’t eat meat. I know, I know…. I am prepared for people to give my head a wobble about the realistic-ness of this knitted chicken nugget. If anyone has a link to a knitted quorn crispy nugget I may be better placed to judge the realism.

I just guffawed at “intentional salad”. 😂

Do you think it’s cos their made of posh chenille (no idea if chenille is posh) instead of a polyester wool blend?

If you click on the link they're dino chicken nuggets so they actually are dinosaurs. Well, not actual dinosaurs obviously.

Agree. I could see them being part of the children's menu at a National Trust place. Adults would have artisan Scotch Eggs.
I'm going to ask my sis to crochet me a nugget.

My god you’re right.

These are listed as just chicken nuggets and…THEY HAVE FACES.

I don't eat meat either. I think they look like the Quorn dinosaurs. So yes, a winner!

They look rather like the unpleasant but otherwise wholesome poo my cat did after he scoffed a corn on the cob

So do chickens...

Love it. My sister is obsessed with knitting. I've shared with her!

My sis said she wouldn't make me one.
Crossing her off my Xmas list.

Okay...I am never sleeping again at the image of a chicken face on every nugget.

Tell her to cancel the jumper order: now you are all about the nuggets.

B*tch. What kind of sister won't knit a nugget?

Sorry, but they look like turds. I liked the shells on the other thread more (which now appears to have been deleted…)

Please don't apologise for such a reasonable position!

@TheOrigRights, your sister is very unreasonable, though I suspect my sister will also refuse. And since she crocheted a beautiful blanket for my birthday, I have no grounds to complain!

Omg I need a pattern- best nuggs ever! Here's a donut- Merry Christmas.

If you like these, check out the crocheted post box toppers for example with crocheted pumpkins and red poppies

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The ones with faces are erring towards sweetcorn halves IMHO. I'm with the fluffier goujons.

I'm sure we had knitted play food for one of the kids at some point. There was definitely bacon.
Love the nuggets though!

Macramé some macaroni cheese?
Weave some lentils?
Overlock stitch some oatmeal?

I think they’d be great stress toys. I’d like them on my desk.

What have you called them?🧶 🍗❤️🧶🍗❤️

More food

Why just have the nuggets when you can crochet a whole fast food restaurant?

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I've never before seen a better knitted nugget... TBF it's the first one I've seen aswell but it's in the top 1 of knitted nuggets I've seen!

Just a question... I'm sure you have your reasons but any reason why a nugget?