How dare Channel 5 give pre-schoolers the idea that starting big school is about a brightly coloured well resourced, spacious new classroom full of well behaved children and an abundance of teaching assistants and lots of outside space packed with playground equipment, when the reality is they will go to an under-resourced cramped shabby Victorian clarroom full of shouty, lively kids, tatty toys and books and a bit of concrete playspace with not much in it. Or is that just the schools round here??