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Inappropriate book for school??

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pinheadlarry · 14/11/2022 03:26

Dd (5) teacher gives a book to take home every week
This weeks book was a little disturbing ..

I was reading it , got to the end and my heart skipped a beat

I Dont know if im being dramatic or not, I just blinked and closed the book and dd wasnt paying attention anyway so i dont think she noticed the ending ..

Mr wolf and the 3 bears by Jan Fearnley?

The book starts out normal with Mr wolf and grandma planning a birthday for baby bear
They bake cakes and sandwiches, clean the house the whole shabang

And then..Goldilocks gatecrashes the party eats all the food, ruins pass the parcel and is being rude to everyone

Grandma "smiled and got to her feet slowly" and suggests a game of hide and seek

She "takes a long time" to find everyone and finds everyone except goldilocks??

Everyone is saying how rude goldilocks is for leaving the party

Grandma says never mind and then she says "ive got a surprise"
She goes in to the kitchen and comes back carrying this gigantic GOLDEN pie , where the crust resembles goldilocks curly golden locks..

Mr Wolf says lets gobble it whilst its still hot and Grandma replies
"Not just yet, i think this is a dish best served cold"

As they wait for the pie to cool Grandma wolfs giggling to herself in the background like a psycho
And says " save me a big peice, a very big peice im starving "

On the last page theres recipes from the party and one of them is "grandmas golden pie"
Its giving normal instructions to make and roll the dough and "add filling of your choice"

Beneath that it has a list of grandmas special ingredients
.including things like
cheese and onion
Cayenne pepper
And it says "one naughty girl"
And "one bothersome boy"
Next to it says "oh grandma you dont mean it do you? Do you???"

Keeping in mind nobody wanted goldilocks at the party but grandma wolf insisted that she comes in ..

AIBU to think that they shouldnt be giving out books like that in yr 1?
Its just abit much i think, imagining grandma wolf chopping up goldilocks and stuffing her into a pie .. geesh

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barskits · 15/11/2022 00:16

The Red Shoes is one that's pretty gruesome, too.

All those original fairy tales were moral stories, designed to get children to behave, do as they are told, not to wander off into the forest, not to talk to strangers, you name it. That's what they were written for.

Like the story of The boy who cried 'wolf' for instance.

Not the Pied Piper of Hamelin though, that's actually based on a true story.

WiddlinDiddlin · 15/11/2022 04:25

It's Red Riding Hood, not Cinderella, but this last verse stuck with me since probably 6 years old..

The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature’s head
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.

A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, “Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat.”

110APiccadilly · 15/11/2022 11:04

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 14/11/2022 20:45

The worst Thomas the Tank Engine one is the train who was told he'd never move again and was turned into a generator!

I don't think children mind a bit of gore as a general rule — look at Hilaire Belloc poems.

There's a worse one I've just remembered, but it's a story told by one engine to scare another so not true even in the world of the books. But in it one of the mountain engines gets put in the back of the shed and used for parts so he dwindles away to nothing.

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