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To ask what’s the funniest hissy fit you’ve seen from an adult?

299 replies

JustLyra · 25/10/2022 14:56

I’m currently watching my estranged cousin make an utter twat of himself on social media (he has no privacy settings) throwing a massive hissy fit that our mutual cousin has “utterly and utterly” offended him by inviting me to the day part of her wedding, but no other cousins.

He has flown off at the deep end cursing her, but conveniently not mentioning that her fiancée (who he has never met) has been one of my DH’s closest friends for 30 plus years.

He only knows because he bumped into the stag party at the weekend and realised my DH is part of the wedding party,

I just want to get popcorn while I watch other relatives (frequent flying monkeys in tbt past) pandering to him and my elder brother and their pity party.

[Cousin who is getting married doesn’t give a fuck about his whinging. Ironically it’s made us chat for the first time in a long time so totally backfired on him]

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grandehorizontale · 26/10/2022 22:03

An American in a hotel lobby in Rabat, Morocco, demanding to know where the nearest "TGIF" was. The receptionist looked very bemused. The American looked like the twat that he was.

Strangeways19 · 26/10/2022 23:21

In McDonald's we saw the manager suddenly throw a bag of chips across the kitchen area shout something about fucking fuck off to the staff & walk out. Bad day for him but also entertaining

GloriaSicTransitMundi · 26/10/2022 23:41

AuntMargo ·

My adult daughter cried when she offered me her a warm sausage roll form the butchers, I eat it all ! I was only supposed to have a bite, its was hilarious.

Hmm, an ex did that to me. Bolted his sausage roll, asked for a bite of mine then ate the lot. I also wanted to cry. Didn't, and got rid of him instead.

shellyleppard · 26/10/2022 23:53

My ex husband. He cooked what he considered a romantic meal, stuffed trout. Only problem was he didn't take any of the bones out. I'm talking spine and everything left in. It literally made me heave...... didn't speak to me for six weeks!!!! Long divorced now 😂😂😂😂😂

Neilsparentsarecomingfortea · 26/10/2022 23:55

Brilliant 🤣🤣

villagelife77 · 27/10/2022 00:06

Never happened - seen this reply so many times, rather than spout bullshit maybe keep quiet or come up with a more plausible story

Badgirlriri · 27/10/2022 00:20

maddiemookins16mum · 26/10/2022 12:49

Ex holiday Rep here.
I was in Egypt - sitting in the reception area one morning, helping some guests with some stuff, nothing awful, excursions, lost flight ticket or something and I hear this shouting.

’where the f*ck is she, I’ll feckin have her for this, fecking disgraceful’…….
the whole reception falls quiet as Bertie Big Gob marches through reception with a plate from the breakfast room.

’oi you rep’ he shouts at me (I remained straight faced and tight lipped and just looked him straight in the eye’

‘what the feck is this shite, this holiday has cost me a bomb and I get served this crap’

He plonked his plate (with two fried eggs, some grilled tomatoes and three and a half sausages) down in front of me.

’looks like a perfectly nice breakfast to me Sir, what can I help you with seeing as your own Rep isn’t here today’ - he wasn’t even my guest!!!!

’these aren’t English pork sausages’

’You’re quite right, they’re probably beef or chicken’

’What the feckin hell’

’Stop swearing, you’re making a show of yourself. This is a Muslim country, they don’t eat pork. Now please remove your plate and remember you are a guest in this country. You’re behaviour is unacceptable and unnecessary. There are plenty of choices for breakfast if these sausages don’t appeal to you, I should point out here that the ‘bacon’ is not real bacon either’, now excuse me I have other guests to speak with’.

And did everybody applaud?

Grendalsmum · 27/10/2022 00:42

Me - just finished a mindfulness course, trying to get the car packed to catch a ferry - everyone is running about getting in each others way and it's all getting a bit fraught. I'm getting stressed, DP suggest l take a breath and be a bit Zen about it all - at which l bellowed " I AM FUCKING ZEN! " and burst into tears ... lt's become a family catch phrase and l'll never live it down, ever.

PyongyangKipperbang · 27/10/2022 01:00

One word.

IKEA

Or more specifically....IKEA car packing area....wow the things I have seen there, worth driving over and the price of a couple of hotdogs just to sit and people watch!

Insert your own (or someone elses) story here!

My favourite was the man insisting he could get what looked like a very tall flatpack wardrobe in a car that, at a guess, was about the same length as the longest package boot to bonnet. Somehow the wife and 2 kids would get in too.

Went on for about an hour, including the wife leaving him to it and taking the kids to play area. We (and I think a few others) hung around long after we were done to watch him! In the end it all hit the floor in a massive sweary tantrum before he stormed back inside, presumably to order delivery! The wife was very calm about it.

LuckyPeonies · 27/10/2022 01:35

simiisme · 26/10/2022 18:25

On a packed train (previous train cancelled) Many people standing, me & my pal sat under the luggage racks between carriages (we were about 20 years old at the time). Posh, entitled woman (PEW), barging past standing passengers:
PEW 'I simply must have a seat! I've paid for my ticket & I'm practically blind!'
My pal: 'You'd have to be, to wear that outfit'
Cue much hilarity.

Your pal is brilliant! 🤣

underneaththeash · 27/10/2022 02:29

shellyleppard · 26/10/2022 23:53

My ex husband. He cooked what he considered a romantic meal, stuffed trout. Only problem was he didn't take any of the bones out. I'm talking spine and everything left in. It literally made me heave...... didn't speak to me for six weeks!!!! Long divorced now 😂😂😂😂😂

You don’t take the bones out of a whole cooked fish. They add to the flavour,

LovedFedAndNoonesDead · 27/10/2022 03:22

2 travel related incidents that some may think are urban legend material but I promise both happened

First one - on a flight to India to join a cruise holiday back to UK; friend and I were sat separately but within same section of the cabin; we had asked about whether we could be sat together and the cabin crew said they’d see what they could do. 1 empty seat next to me and a couple in a row 2-3 ahead and other side of the aisle.

2 men with a young, probably 3-4 years old. child arrive at the seats and one indicates to the other that the 3 seats are theirs; other man asks which of them is allocated separate seat and who is with the child; first man says child is on its own and they had the 2 seats together. Cabin crew explain that the child can’t be sat separately from the adults and requested to see boarding passes to see which adult was booked in the single seat. Man replies child is used to sitting alone and ‘anyway, that woman can surely look after him!’ (that woman being me!) crew say otherwise and tell the men to sort it out between themselves. They eventually sit down but continue griping about it and why couldn’t their child sit with a complete stranger and be looked after them for a 9 hour flight?

Shortly before taxiing away from the terminal, cabin crew come over to say 2 seats together have come available in the rear cabin if my friend and I would like to move to sit together - and, as we walked to the new seats, they explained they had juggled things around so the men couldn’t sit together and leave the child next to me once the plane was in the air!

Second one - booked on a train journey of a couple of hours duration while pregnant with twins I reserved a seat at a table of 4 to ensure I didn’t have to stand. On the day there was disruption and cancelled trains due to trespassers on the tracks so all trains that do go are heaving and, on affected departures, seat reservations were suspended. My booked train was the first one not officially affected and, therefore, the first where seat reservations were back in use. Frequent announcements on the train regarding this and that passengers from previous cancelled trains would not have the seats they had been allocated and to please move if the booked passengers arrived.

Went to my seat to find a couple (maybe late 50’s) sat at the table where my allocated seat was and the other seats reserved. Showed them my reservation and asked if I could
please take my seat as per the announcements. They refused stating they had booked these seats on a previously cancelled train and so they were more entitled to them than I was because a) they were travelling together and I was on my own and b) because they had had to wait longer than me due to the cancellations. Train staff were passing through the carriages checking reservations and tickets and requested the couple follow their instructions and give up the reserved seat as they were not on their booked train but they continued to refuse.

Train manager (according to his badge) apologised to me and asked me to follow him and he would find me an alternative seat. He then directed me to the first class carriage and a single seat that, he explained had been reserved from the station I was leaving the train at so I would not be taking the seat from anyone else and that any expectant woman deserved to be comfortable for their journey on such a packed train. Was very nice as I was also treated to the complimentary refreshment service provision of first class so saved me the cost of lunch and drinks!

P.S. I now feel cheated that, on neither occasion, did the rest of the passengers applaud me 🤣🤣😜😜

Darlingx · 27/10/2022 03:35

I remember as a student working at my local pub and the Landlord was visiting his other pub had a massive meltdown with his wife and left the premises with her still attached to the front of his car. What I hadn’t realised was the husband and wife team I was working for was infact his mistress wife . He refused to do community service so had to go jail . Queue lots of men siddling up to his mistress. You know the expression what’s an alcoholics dream a woman who runs a brewery they were all commanding lock ins! Anyway a jobless layabout half her age two doors down filled the post and there were many clinches in hallways to get ice behind the bar . He ended up moving in and then running off with her daughter. I felt like it was all mirroring the Queen Vic circa Angie and Den she even had the outdated perm , chainsmoking , bad taste in men down pat.

Iflyaway · 27/10/2022 03:48

TimBoothseyes · 25/10/2022 15:49

A woman on a plane demanded that I give up my aisle seat as her husband was tall and needed the extra leg-room. Had she been polite about it I would have but I was not going to be bullied into it by her or anyone else. She refused to sit down and was shouting. The crew threatened to remove her and her husband ( who was not the least bit embarrassed about her behaviour, instead he seemed to be enjoying it), from the plane unless she calmed down. She then started ranting about how she was a lawyer and she would sue them and the airline if anyone "dare lay a finger on me". It was then that the senior crew member came up and said very calmly, "there is space in 1st class would you like an upgrade?" Cue lots of "well finally somebody with a brain, of course we'd like an upgrade"...to which the crew member replied " no madam I was actually asking her (me), that way your husband can have his aisle seat and this passenger can have a peaceful flight". I've never seen anyone look so sheepish as her and her husband, before or since. Oh, and the other passengers in economy applauded as I walked up to the 1st class section.

I enjoyed the video doing the rounds on FB a few years back, same scenario with a racist and a black guy. The black guy was moved to Business Class.

Sazzasez · 27/10/2022 04:53

Ex SIL. She’s always been hard work.

Over at theirs one afternoon when niece was about 4 or 5 or so, I started a word game to amuse her. Bro picked it up so the three of us were playing - one of those games that runs through the alphabet.

SIL listened for a minute & then starts banging doors, going in & out of the kitchen we were sitting in.

She then suddenly announced niece must go to bed, it was way past bedtime, and sounding off at bro that he was keeping her up.

Wails from niece. Bro points out it’s only about 5 pm.

Imissmoominmama · 27/10/2022 05:03

Cocolapew · 25/10/2022 19:31

2 very well spoken women in Homebase fighting over the last roll of Laura Ashley wallpaper .One of them grabbed it out of the others hand screaming she needed it. They then proceeded to yell at each other, and tug at the roll, until the first woman got it back and bonked the other over the head with it. It was at this point security intervened.

This really made me laugh!

Fraaahnces · 27/10/2022 05:11

I’ve posted about this before. I was doing CPR on a passenger in the aisle of an aircraft while a passenger in the seat next to me kept pressing his call bell and saying “Scuss me… Scuse me… Can I get a coffee? All I want is a coffee. Is it too hard for someone to bring me a coffee?” I might have looked up and said “We’re a bit busy!”

Justworkplease · 27/10/2022 05:52

Retail manager here 👍🏻 Grown adults acting like toddlers is pretty common unfortunately 🤣

Personal favourite recently has been a man of maybe 60ish throwing a wobbly over me not giving him something free with his purchase 🤣 it was a decent sale - 2 items totalling around £250. He didn’t care what he got for free, just wanted something free for spending money in the shop. Stood infront of me at the desk constantly repeating “I’ll not buy them you know!! I don’t NEED these like you NEED me to buy them. I’ll just leave and then you’ll be in big trouble with the bosses! If you throw in X, Y or Z free of charge then I’ll take them and we’ll all be happy” and getting louder and squeakier each time 😅
Nice big queue forming behind him too.
“Unfortunately I can’t just give away stock Sir. If you would like to pay for your items then I will happily serve you or if you would like to think about your purchase for a bit longer then please wait to the side so that I can serve another customer.” 🙄

He was given dogs abuse by the other customers that I served for being so rude. Then decided after a good 7-8minutes that he would “take them today as a one off but won’t be be shopping here again since the management quite clearly lacks basic customer service skills and common sense” 😅
“No problem sir, enjoy the rest of your day 😊”

I love people 🙃😂

Kalasbyxor · 27/10/2022 06:02

I find the idea of adults losing it so spectacularly that it may be referred to as a hissy fit really disconcerting. I've read through a few pages of these and thought "...and they laughed!? I'd have been scared or at least felt really uncomfortable."
Interesting to reflect on. I think I, based on past experience, expect fraught tempers to end in violence or real aggression. I dread to think what some of the people described here are like behind closed doors with their families.

HellYeahAurora · 27/10/2022 06:47

A neighbour in our last street had an old BMW that she thought was worth millions. She wouldn’t let the kids ride past it in case they scratched it. For context, the path was so wide they’d have had to have fallen off and rolled twice with their bikes to have touched it, but every time she heard a child outside, she’d be there moving them on. Reminding them that she owned her house and they couldn’t go past on bikes. 🤨
Some parents and I complained to the council who came out to inform her that whilst she owned the house, she was parked on a public road and couldn’t dictate who could pass or stop the children riding bikes. She actually screamed and stamped her feet, demanding to know who the council worker thought he was. She OWNED her house!! Her partner works in a garage as well! She looked severely unhinged. Sadly it didn’t stop her policing the path but we moved after a few months.

RalphGnu · 27/10/2022 06:57

I was working as a receptionist for a busy high street opticians and a lady had become very ill during an appointment - one of our opticians had to perform CPR and an ambulance and the police came and asked us to close the shop for a couple of hours. The poor lady died and it was horribly upsetting.
Most customers waiting could see what was happening and understood that I had no choice but to re-book them in for another time, but one man was so apoplectic with rage that his eyes were bulging as he screamed in my face that this was totally unacceptable. I had to bite my lip really hard to not cry as he wagged his massive finger in my face and flecked spittle all over me. He called me a "useless cunt" at which point his wife gasped and dragged him away.
I still think of him from time to time and hope he has septic haemorrhoids.

IWishIHadNotDoneIt · 27/10/2022 07:44

I had a day out to the beach with the toddler group. Some of us drove and some trained it in. A the end of the day, we decided to get burgers before leaving. One of the mums, "Debbie", lives in the next road to me so I offered her and her little one a lift home in my car. After arriving home. Debbie asked on the WhatsApp group if I knew where her DDs burger was. I explained no, it wasn't in my car. Debbie blew up accusing me of stealing her burger etc. You really would have thought it was at least the family jewels and not a burger that had gone missing 🤣🤣

ANiceBigCupOfTea · 27/10/2022 07:53

I once had an adult female customer call me being very rude and nasty about the fact her engineer hadn't called to the house. I advised her the engineer is actually booked for the 25th say (the day after this one). She then got more rude and told me today IS the 25th and how dare I try and lie to her. It goes on a bit, and I kindly and calmly ask if she has a calendar on her phone she could maybe check, so she goes and checks....and I have never heard someone be more sheepish to me as she comes back to the phone to say 'well I suppose I owe you an apology now....'

Daisychainsx · 27/10/2022 08:45

I watched a woman in New York have a full blown meltdown because she didn't believe her skinny latte was indeed 'skinny'.
It was so funny.
I thought this kinda stuff only happened in movies 😅

simiisme · 27/10/2022 09:40

LuckyPeonies · 27/10/2022 01:35

Your pal is brilliant! 🤣

She really is! She hasn't changed, feisty as ever despite us both being in our 50s now 😀