To wonder who you would like to be PM (lighthearted)

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(Lighthearted)

I've just seen this on FB and thought I'd ask here:

"If you could pick anyone (not an MP) who would you chose as our new PM"?

Lord Vetinari…. That way we could tax the thieves, assassins, beggars and seamstresses!

Miranda Harte

Rory Stewart. Hate the Tories but reckon we would be in a better position all round if he had seen off that wanker Boris.

Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond can be foreign secretary and
James May as the chancellor

Imagine Jeremy and Richard turning up at the G7 summit in that bashed-up-but-unkillable Toyota truck, with James pootling along behind in his Honda Jazz!

Martin Lewis
a job in the cabinet for sue Perkins tho

David Attenborough.

Lost all credibility for me when it turned out she, in fact, did not have the authority!

Jonathon Van Tam

Lucy worsley

Gareth Southgate

Zelenskyi

David Attenborough

Janusz from this years Bake Off 🍰

Havelock is nobody's Prime Minister. If he's taking power, he's having all of it, without restraint, he is the one man and his is the one vote.

Eeeeuuurrrghh, no. Basically, the British Sarah Palin. I'd rather keep Truss, and that's saying a lot!

I was coming on to say the same!

I love her 💕

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First choice would be David Attenborough, but he's a good age now and might not be up for it.
Second choice Ricky Gervais.
Third choice Keanu Reeves ❤️

Toss up between Martin Lewis and Paul Merton.

whispers to Morceaux - I always knew JW didn't, she was a stand-in Clerk from the County PCAss. Most Parish Clerks know they don't, or at least they used to before the County Associations started giving the wrong Advice as the 'correct' advice. I gave up Clerking at that point.

Dorothy Zbornak

Ann from TikTok

Another vote for Larry the Cat!

Deborah Meaden (good green credentials)
Ian Blackford
Lord Sugar
John Major
Ken Clarke
Theresa May
Sir Alex Ferguson - could be cheaper in the long run
Santa could be a good option. All would be delivered by 25th December!

So far looks like the shortlist is

• David Attenborough
• JK Rowling
• Theresa May ?!!!!

Now can we get Claude to do the Interview.

Verka Serduchka from Eurovision - would take everybody's minds off any crisis that arose by shouting "DANCING!!!" and leading the way!

Could also help boost British Baco-foil fashion markets.