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Minor mistake blown out of all proportion.

100 replies

donquixotedelamancha · 03/10/2022 12:17

I've just started a new job (big promotion) as financial director for a large company. My boss is lovely and supportive and we are both on the same wavelength. I've got huge expertise in this area and in many ways it's a dream job.

I recently took us in a new strategic direction and there were some teething troubles. Customers didn't like the cost increase the changes were causing and shareholders were fussing about the share price dropping.

I wanted to just move past the difficulties but colleagues just would not let it go. For the last week everyone had been pecking my head about this and that 'crashing' when we are having an important conference and need to get on with other stuff.

So I agreed to drop the biggest change, but people are still moaning that I should have 'listened' earlier. They are compaining that:
1.The market reaction means the company will pay £1.6 billion more, each year, to borrow money.

  1. The banking arm had to transfer £65 billion into the pension arm to keep it afloat (they might not even spend all that).

That's hardly my fault, is it? How can I get my annoying colleagues (and ideally the customers too) to shut up and get in line?

OP posts:
UthredofBattenberg · 03/10/2022 14:36

I think the shareholders need to have a vote if you and your boss ( and the rest of the board of directors) get to keep running the company.

As a shareholder, I say NO! 😆

HandbagAtDawn · 03/10/2022 14:36

Just have another line and don't worry about it.

Musti · 03/10/2022 14:41

FarmerRefuted · 03/10/2022 12:38

They're really not. The government is hoping it'll all just go away now they've decided to u-turn however I'd rather people keep talking about it, keeping getting angry about it, and don't let it all go away. They fucked up and are continuing to fuck up, mistake upon mistake like a huge compacted mountain of shitty ideas and even shittier execution, they should be held accountable.

This

Zilla1 · 03/10/2022 14:46

Let's hope no one let slip any sensitive information about the new direction nor the about turn. Even if they did, friends who are 'good sorts', probably wouldn't have acted dishonourably.

Strictlyfanoftenyears · 03/10/2022 14:47

God I believed this for a mo, 🙁

AccountDeactivated · 03/10/2022 14:49

It’s in poor taste to be making some convoluted twee ‘joke’ when people’s lives are at stake. Cringing for you.

You could have started a normal thread, or added to the many that already exist.

gatehouseoffleet · 03/10/2022 15:00

Redora · 03/10/2022 12:35

Hide in a fridge, it's the only way.

🙃

LaurieFairyCake · 03/10/2022 15:03

Fuck a 30 year old who hires her clothes

That's always good to divert attention and take up headlines

FangsForTheMemory · 03/10/2022 15:03

lickenchugget · 03/10/2022 12:38

Yep, so boring.

The comments don’t half help the rest of us pick out the Tories, though 😁

Bananalanacake · 03/10/2022 15:10

I like the having a baby idea. Not sure if you're a guy or a girl but could you convince your dp to have a baby.

Ohsugarhoneyicetea · 03/10/2022 15:12

Have an affair, or out one of your colleagues having an affair, that will change the conversation and everyone will just forget all the wasted money. Time honoured tradition in your 'company'.

Somethingneedstochange · 03/10/2022 15:22

😂😂😂

They should be made to pay it back we have to when they make a mistake with UC.🤔 They milk they're expenses anyway.

Viviennemary · 03/10/2022 15:23

Is this meant to be funny.

RoyalCorgi · 03/10/2022 15:40

I think the best thing is to try some distraction techniques. Look - a squirrel! That kind of thing.

PS I thought it was funny. Ignore the naysayers.

Changes17 · 03/10/2022 15:41

It made me smile. Obviously I don't spend enough time on here or I'd have read zillions of others saying the same thing. But I haven't.

iliketartan · 03/10/2022 16:22

Boring.

FarmerRefuted · 03/10/2022 18:27

For all the people who feel it's boring, you know that simply moving along without giving us the benefit of your oh-so-original "boring" is an option, don't you?

donquixotedelamancha · 03/10/2022 18:46

I'm surprised at the people who are so bored they think threads about this shouldn't exist.

Do the Tory voters commenting actually think KK is doing a good job as chancellor?

OP posts:
donquixotedelamancha · 03/10/2022 18:48

It’s in poor taste to be making some convoluted twee ‘joke’ when people’s lives are at stake. Cringing for you.

You could have started a normal thread, or added to the many that already exist.

OK. Thanks for taking the time to bump the thread anyway.

OP posts:
FarmerRefuted · 03/10/2022 18:50

It’s in poor taste to be making some convoluted twee ‘joke’ when people’s lives are at stake

Lives being at stake is not the OP's fault, that would be down to the government.

Even more reason to maintain the derision against them.

Novum · 04/10/2022 00:23

AccountDeactivated · 03/10/2022 14:49

It’s in poor taste to be making some convoluted twee ‘joke’ when people’s lives are at stake. Cringing for you.

You could have started a normal thread, or added to the many that already exist.

Do you cringe at HIGNFY, the News Quiz, The Last Leg, and all the other programmes making jokes about this situation?

donquixotedelamancha · 04/10/2022 00:35

Do you cringe at HIGNFY, the News Quiz, The Last Leg, and all the other programmes making jokes about this situation?

I can't imagine that PP watching any of those. I think she's probably more of a Mrs Brown's Boys kind of lass.

OP posts:
echt · 04/10/2022 03:31

AccountDeactivated · 03/10/2022 14:49

It’s in poor taste to be making some convoluted twee ‘joke’ when people’s lives are at stake. Cringing for you.

You could have started a normal thread, or added to the many that already exist.

I take you fell for the imposture.

Nat6999 · 04/10/2022 04:03

There is a potential takeover that would relieve you & all of your company from your jobs & demote you to minor roles that just involve you in turning up, shouting like the muppets you all are, you get subsidised meals, generous salary & expenses. If your company is interested in the takeover, get your boss to speak to the head honcho for permission to hold a ballot of shareholders, if you are nice the new head of the company may go easy on you for a couple of months until you all settle in your junior roles.

echt · 04/10/2022 05:58

Possibly the faux-horrified posters could do with a look at this:

www.theguardian.com/law/2022/oct/04/the-onion-defends-right-to-parody-in-very-real-supreme-court-brief-supporting-local-satirist

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